Goats

JoeKv99
Broadway Legend
joined:12/27/04
Goats
Posted: 2/20/12 at 04:39pm
Goats sure are creepy.
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JoeKv99
Broadway Legend
joined:12/27/04
Goats
Posted: 2/20/12 at 04:43pm

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PalJoey
Broadway Legend
joined:3/11/04
Goats
Posted: 2/20/12 at 04:45pm
yr pal,
joey




Blocked so far: suestorm, Master Bates
tazber
Broadway Legend
joined:5/10/05
Goats
Posted: 2/20/12 at 04:54pm
My old neighbor was Jamaican and one time he brought me goat's head soup. Hand to god the eyes were in it. Floating
....but the world goes 'round
SNAFU
Broadway Legend
joined:4/20/04
Goats
Posted: 2/20/12 at 05:12pm
I was waiting for one of the older Goats to try to give him a prostrate massage!
Those Blocked: SueStorm. N2N Nate. Good riddence to stupid! Rad-Z, shill begone!
GlindatheGood22
Broadway Legend
joined:7/17/07
Goats
Posted: 2/20/12 at 09:28pm
I can do a great goat noise. It's been tested on actual goats.

Funnily enough, two days ago I saw a guy walking a goat down 50th Street. And the goat was wearing a hat.
I leave the room smiling.
dramamama611
Broadway Legend
joined:12/4/07
Goats
Posted: 2/20/12 at 10:42pm
This could be my favorite thread....ever.
If we're not having fun, then why are we doing it? These are DISCUSSION boards, not mutual admiration boards. Discussion only occurs when we are willing to hear what others are thinking, regardless of whether it is alignment to our own thoughts.
JerseyGirl2
Broadway Legend
joined:9/4/05
Goats
Posted: 2/21/12 at 03:22am
Fainting goats are quite entertaining. You turn a hose on them and they pass out.
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
StockardFan
Broadway Legend
joined:6/19/08
Goats
Posted: 2/21/12 at 08:59am
My friend Connie raises goats. The babies are adorable.
KFTC!!!!!
Broadwayboobs
Broadway Legend
joined:5/15/03
Goats
Posted: 2/21/12 at 09:07am
Are they doing a goat drive this year?
"There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate." -Charles Dickens,
JoeKv99
Broadway Legend
joined:12/27/04
Goats
Posted: 2/21/12 at 10:51am
Please Boobs- NEW or "gently used" goats ONLY!
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SNAFU
Broadway Legend
joined:4/20/04
Goats
Posted: 2/21/12 at 10:53am
The family I lived with my senior year of High School had a goat in their front yard. That sucka was MEAN! Angry Goat!
Those Blocked: SueStorm. N2N Nate. Good riddence to stupid! Rad-Z, shill begone!
brdlwyr
Broadway Legend
joined:1/14/05
Goats
Posted: 2/21/12 at 11:08am
In Kansas we used to date goats.
JoeKv99
Broadway Legend
joined:12/27/04
Goats
Posted: 2/21/12 at 11:16am
Date or "date"?
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brdlwyr
Broadway Legend
joined:1/14/05
Goats
Posted: 2/21/12 at 11:22am
We used to find a herd and then guess their age by the size of their horns. I would say "Fall '79" and then Jethro might say "Spring '80"
Broadwayboobs
Broadway Legend
joined:5/15/03
Goats
Posted: 2/21/12 at 11:27am
Joe, I always wash my goats in Wool-lite before I donate them.
"There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate." -Charles Dickens,
JoeKv99
Broadway Legend
joined:12/27/04
Goats
Posted: 2/21/12 at 11:29am
Nothing worse than a dirty goat giver.
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JoeKv99
Broadway Legend
joined:12/27/04
Goats
Posted: 2/21/12 at 01:50pm
A Malaba peasant farmer was lost for words at the weekend when her plea to Internal Security minister George Saitoti over her lost goats bore fruit. Irene Nyaboke's three goats disappeared last week when the sound of a police helicopter carrying the presidential aspirant scared them away as it landed at the Malaba Primary School grounds.

Nyaboke then called on the minister "to be human enough" and compensate her for the lost goats. Saitoti give Nyaboke three goats in a ceremony at the Kenya Revenue Authrity's customs yards in the presence of collegaues Musa Sirma, Franklin Bett, Amos Kimunya and Musalia Mudavadi. "I am glad to pay back the three goats in compensation for the lost ones that I may not be laid accountable for anymore," he said.

No word if the goats were freshly washed.
"her three female goats that vanished were a treasure"
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JoeKv99
Broadway Legend
joined:12/27/04
Goats
Posted: 2/22/12 at 04:26pm

A visit to the Goat Hospital

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never_has_been
Understudy
joined:12/7/09
Goats
Posted: 2/23/12 at 10:54pm
I feel like it is likely old news by now, but I'll share it anyway in case it hasn't already been seen by all. Some of the facts and images are a twisted combination of precious and eerie.
12 Strange things about goats
JoeKv99
Broadway Legend
joined:12/27/04
Goats
Posted: 2/27/12 at 11:50am
They're on to us. Run people! First Halle Berry, YOU could be next1

The Oscar-winning actress, who was supposed to present at tonight's 84th annual Academy Awards ceremony with Tom Hanks, canceled her appearance due to her pesky broken foot, Academy Awards producer Brian Grazer told E! News Sunday.

Berry originally suffered the injury back in September, when she slipped while running after her daughter Nahla, who was chasing after a goat. Yes, a goat.



Why Did Halle Berry Cancel Her Academy Awards Appearance?!
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Updated On: 2/27/12 at 11:50 AM
brdlwyr
Broadway Legend
joined:1/14/05
Goats
Posted: 2/27/12 at 12:10pm
I rather watch a goat eat an entire field of clover than watch Hanks show how impressed he is with himself!
SNAFU
Broadway Legend
joined:4/20/04
Goats
Posted: 2/28/12 at 06:32pm
"something Baaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaad is happening in Oz!"
Those Blocked: SueStorm. N2N Nate. Good riddence to stupid! Rad-Z, shill begone!
JoeKv99
Broadway Legend
joined:12/27/04
Goats
Posted: 3/6/12 at 10:37am
"Katie the Goat, who gained prominence in 2006 when her tale of the dangers of nuclear power hit the papers, is conducting a farewell tour as she prepares to enter the great farm in the sky.

It's not looking too good for Katie right now. She's battling an untreatable cancer her caretaker claims is the result of living close to a nuclear power plant in Waterford, Connecticut. Katie spent today at the State Capitol, and will visit the Millstone Nuclear Power Station and New York's own Indian Point Power Plant in the coming week.

Farewell, Katie. I'll always enjoy watching your kind eat garbage and headbutt each other."

This is noteworthy for the brilliant comment posted: "Goats are so fascinating that if you were reading a book called "The Pet Goat," you wouldn't want to put it down for any reason."

More goat news
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