Perez Hilton Stars as 'Danny Tanner' in FULL HOUSE! THE MUSICAL!, Starting Tonight Off-Broadway

By: Sep. 10, 2015
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Perez Hilton stars as 'Danny Tanner' in the unauthorized musical parody FULL HOUSE! THE MUSICAL!, opening tonight, September 10, at Theater 80 in NYC's East Village. FULL HOUSE! THE MUSICAL! will be performed Thursday, Friday, and Saturday at 8:00 PM.

The show will tell the heartwarming story of widowed Father whose best friend and brother-in-law move in to help him raise his three daughters. Every episode of Full House serves to remind you that no matter how unconventional the Tanner family is -- they will always be better than your family.

In FULL HOUSE! THE MUSICAL! the Tanner family patriarch, Danny, loses his super power of solving any problem with his sensible Dad Speeches (complete with soft piano accompaniment). Follow Danny's wacky and hilarious descent into madness as he slowly turns from wholesome Danny Tanner to foul-mouthed and dark Bob Saget.

According to the show's official press release, the song list includes:

"This House is Too Full" - Tanner Family/Comet the Dog
"Have Mercy on My Heart/Don't Touch the Hair" - Uncle Jessie/Rebecca Donaldson
"Our Family is Better Than Your Family" - Tanner Family
"Look at These Assholes" - Comet the Dog
"There's No Gays in San Francisco (As Demonstrated by the TV Show)" - The Boys
"Dad Speech (I'm a F*cking Superhero)" - Danny Tanner
"I'm Kind of a Slut (But Just Enough for Network TV)" - D.J Tanner
"Kimmy Gibbler Don't Give a F*ck" - Kimmy Gibbler/Comet the Dog

FULL HOUSE! THE MUSICAL! features book, music, lyrics and direction by Bob and Tobly McSmith (Bayside! The Musical!, Showgirls! The Musical!, JonBenet! Murder Mystery Theater!). The choreography is by Jason Wise ("Fiddler at 50" at Symphony Space, Michael John LaChiusa's See What I Wanna See at The Producers Club), who also serves as associate director. Scenic design is by Bryan Hartlett. Costume design is by Shamira Clark. Lighting design is by Adam Lash. Sound design is by Lauren Vargas.

Tickets are $30. To purchase, log onto www.FullHouseTheMusical.com or visit the Theatre 80 box office. Theatre 80 is located at 80 St. Mark's Place at First Avenue. By subway, take the 6 to Astor Place, the N/R to 8th Street or the L to First Avenue. For more, visit: www.FULLHOUSETHEMUSICAL.com.

Photo Credit: Walter McBride


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