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Shave It Off Before You Tread the Boards, Orlando!

nomdeplume
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joined:6/20/05
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I loved you in the movies of Lord of the Rings, but ever since then whenever you've appeared there has been some travesty of UNWANTED FACIAL HAIR crouching like fungus upon your fine visage.

I don't know whether you are trying to look older or more serious or WHAT but it is horrid! You wanna be adored? Get rid of it!

You get a guy with a good-looking face and all he wants to do is hide it and ruin it! Stop that!

Shave it off!

Kindly keep the hair on top of your head, though. I've seen enough buzz cuts for a lifetime.
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songanddanceman2
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joined:8/31/06
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erm ok
Namo i love u but we get it already....you don't like Madonna
nomdeplume
Broadway Legend
joined:6/20/05
Broadway Legend
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When you play a rodent you can have facial hair.
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songanddanceman2
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are u drunk lol
Namo i love u but we get it already....you don't like Madonna
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Clara's Pony
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joined:6/14/07
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He has a point...
Why, hello Margaret! Yes darling, half past five. Well, everyone, simply le tout Park Avenue and la creme de Hyannis! Well, the press table's going to be awfully crowded... but if you don't mind sharing a folding chair with Harper's Bazaar... Sing? Me? Heavens no, it's Edie's day, not mine... Although people can be so insistent, and I hate to disappoint. Twist my arm, blackmail me, threaten my very life, and who knows? You might get a verse of something...
nomdeplume
Broadway Legend
joined:6/20/05
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Yeah, well, Errol Flynn you ain't, bebe Orlando.

You coulda been bettah. You coulda been a contestah.

So shave the lip scruff OFF!