The Carlalogues at Artists Repertory Theatre - Lobby

Whatever Carla wants, Carla gets. And, little man, Carla wants an audience! Now! Sick of the pandemic and desperate to be back in the spotlight, she breaks into the Flamingo Club with the aid of her manservant Jeffrey. There, before a quite-literally captive audience (thank you, duct tape and blindfolds!) she puts on an evening of guerilla storytelling. As the evening and her list of felonies and misdemeanors unfolds, Carla regales her stunned fans (thank you, tasers!) with stories of support groups for wayward Karens, concert tours with the Manson Family, USO shows for drone pilots on Zoom, and her bitter rivalry with Cher.