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Jefferson Performing Arts Society Presents 'THE ULTIMATE CHRISTMAS SHOW (Abridged)'

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Welcome to the Annual Holiday Variety Show and Christmas Pageant at St. Everybody's Non-Denominational Universalist Church, where all faiths are welcome because we'll believe anything. But there's a problem: none of the acts scheduled to perform have arrived, so three members are pressed into service to perform the entire Variety Show and Christmas Pageant by themselves. An irreverent yet heartwarming trip through the holidays, THE ULTIMATE CHRISTMAS SHOW (ABRIDGED) is festive, funny, physical, fun as these Three Wise Guys send up and celebrate our favorite holiday traditions.

AUDIENCE INTERACTIVE! LEARN! How Santa saved Christmas! SING! The Ultimate Reduced Christmas Carol! CELEBRATE! Hanukkah, Kwanzaa and Saturnalia! CRINGE! At the origin of the term "Nutcracker!" MEMORIZE! New lyrics to "The 12 Days of Christmas" with iPads, not Lords A Leaping! GASP! At the shocking history of our best-loved Christmas traditions!

Come early and see a performance by Benny Grunch! Hear the 12 yats of Christmas and more. (Excludes the Dec. 3 and 9 performances)

Public Performances will be held: December 2 - 11, 2016
Thurs/Fri/Sat at 7:30 PM
Sun at 2:00 PM

Teatro Wego!
177 Sala Avenue
Westwego, LA

Tickets for The Ultimate Christmas Show (Abridged) can be purchased by calling 504.885.2000, Online at www.jpas.org or by visiting our Administrative Office at 1118 Clearview Pkwy. Metairie, LA. (Mon - Fri, 9 am - 5 pm) Ticket prices: $30 Regular, $27 Seniors/Military, and $25 Children/Students. *$2.00 Ticket Service Fee added per ticket.

About JPAS

Founded in 1978 by Maestro Dennis G. Assaf and Hannah Cunningham, the Jefferson Performing Arts Society is a non-profit professional arts organization whose mission is to promote arts performance, training, and outreach by providing a diverse range of quality programs that entertain, educate and enrich the cultural and economic vitality of Jefferson Parish, Greater New Orleans and the Gulf South.

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