LATE SHOW with DAVID LETTERMAN's 'Top Ten Worst Politician Excuses'

Check out last night's TOP TEN - "Worst Politician Excuses" as presented on the Monday, Oct. 1 broadcast of the LATE SHOW with DAVID LETTERMAN, seen weeknights (11:35 PM12:37 AM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.

From the home office in Wahoo, Nebraska...

"Worst Politician Excuses"

10. “Too much White House beer.”

9. “It was my first time using a camera phone.”

8. “Figured it was legal in Kentucky.”

7. “I make it a rule never to discuss politics.”

6. “When I talk about gays and Jews, it’s supposed to be off-the-record.”

5. “Thought it was my leg.”

4. “Asked myself, ‘What would the Taliban do?’”

3. “Misunderstood the word ‘election.’”

2. “It’s not like I put my dog in the car and my wife on the roof.”

1. “She knew I had wooden teeth.”

The LATE SHOW with DAVID LETTERMAN is a presentation of Worldwide Pants Incorporated. Barbara Gaines, Matt Roberts, Jude Brennan, Maria Pope, Eric Stangel, Justin Stangel and Rob Burnett are the executive producers.

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