LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS Monologue Highlights - 5/14

Below, check out "Late Night with Seth Meyers" monologue highlights from last night's broadcast:

Jeb Bush criticized Hillary Clinton this week by saying, "you can't script your way to the presidency." When she heard this, Hillary said, "That accusation is completely...line!"

Presidential hopeful Rick Santorum said this week that men who father children with many different women are "sexual predators." While men who father many different children with one woman are Catholic.

A New England Patriots employee who described himself as "The Deflator" in text messages is now saying it's a nickname he gave himself because he was trying to lose weight. But just in his balls.

That's right MITT Romney will box Evander Holyfield tomorrow. So finally someone can honestly say, "Mitt, I think you should run."

A New Zealand woman managed to survive after getting lost in the wilderness this week by living off her own breast milk until she was found by search and rescue. And boy was she pumped to see them.

About LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS:

Beloved "Saturday Night Live" personality - and the longest serving "anchor" on the show's wildly popular "Weekend Update" - Seth Meyers takes over as host of NBC's "Late Night," home to A-list celebrity guests, memorable comedy and the best in musical talent.

As the Emmy-winning head writer for SNL, Seth has established a reputation for his sharp wit and perfectly timed comedy and has gained fame for his spot-on impersonations, unique characters and hilarious spoofing of topical news. Seth takes his departure from SNL to his new post at "Late Night" as Jimmy Fallon moves to "The Tonight Show."

From Emmy-winning executive producer Lorne Michaels ("Late Night with Jimmy Fallon," "Saturday Night Live") comes the next generation of Late Night jabs, laughs and unforgettable moments on "Late Night with Seth Meyers." One-hour daily show.

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