LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS Monologue Highlights - 3/29

By: Caryn Robbins Mar. 30, 2017

Beloved "Saturday Night Live" personality - and the longest serving "anchor" on the show's wildly popular "Weekend Update" - Seth Meyers takes over as host of NBC's "Late Night," home to A-list celebrity guests, memorable comedy and the best in musical talent. As the Emmy-winning head writer for SNL, Seth has established a reputation for his sharp wit and perfectly timed comedy and has gained fame for his spot-on impersonations, unique characters and hilarious spoofing of topical news. Seth takes his departure from SNL to his new post at "Late Night" as Jimmy Fallon moves to "The Tonight Show."

President Trump told senators yesterday that they would make a deal on healthcare because quote, "That's such an easy one." Okay, well, just make sure your health care plan covers amnesia.

First Lady Melania Trump spoke today at the State Department. Well, technically all she said was, "Sanctuary!"

According to a new poll, President Vladimir Putin's approval rating among Russians is above 80 percent. Of course, that's largely because he conducted the poll in person.

The House of Representatives yesterday passed a bill that would reduce Internet privacy protections. Wait, there are internet privacy protections? Yesterday, I thought about a sweater and an ad for it popped up on Facebook.

Arby's is facing multiple lawsuits currently after a data breach exposed the credit card information of over 350 thousand customers. The data breach could reveal potentially embarrassing information, like the fact that they ate at Arby's.