LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS Monologue Highlights -9/4

Below, check out highlights from NBC's "Late Night with Seth Meyers" monologue from the September 4th broadcast!

President Obama has announced a former Google executive will serve as his cabinet's new Chief Technology Officer. When the Google exec was asked how he felt about the new job, he gave 79,000 responses.

Happy birthday to Beyonce, who turns 33 today. By the way, 33 is also the percentage of Destiny's Child that will be celebrating.

According to a new study the grunting noise tennis players sometimes make during matches can help their performance. Which I guess means my neighbors are pretty good tennis players.

A woman in Florida has complained after she was kicked out of a bar for breastfeeding while drinking a beer and a shot. They also kicked out her baby for bringing in an outside beverage.

Scientists at the University of Buffalo have announced that domestic violence among married couples occurs far less when the PARTNERS smoke marijuana. In fairness, everything occurs far less when people smoke marijuana.

About LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS:

Beloved "Saturday Night Live" personality - and the longest serving "anchor" on the show's wildly popular "Weekend Update" - Seth Meyers takes over as host of NBC's "Late Night," home to A-list celebrity guests, memorable comedy and the best in musical talent.

As the Emmy-winning head writer for SNL, Seth has established a reputation for his sharp wit and perfectly timed comedy and has gained fame for his spot-on impersonations, unique characters and hilarious spoofing of topical news. Seth takes his departure from SNL to his new post at "Late Night" as Jimmy Fallon moves to "The Tonight Show."

From Emmy-winning executive producer Lorne Michaels ("Late Night with Jimmy Fallon," "Saturday Night Live") comes the next generation of Late Night jabs, laughs and unforgettable moments on "Late Night with Seth Meyers." One-hour daily show.

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