Well, as Avenue Q teaches us, everything in life is only for now, so I figured I was best off using my long-time, not-theatre-related net nick here. (The alternative would have been something involving the word "Lyoness," but I think my avatar has that obsession covered. )
I didn't join too long ago so I'm not tired of mine. It's what Marguerite's name would have been had she made the right choice in the OBC of Scarlet Pimpernel. :)
If Percy Blakeney were in Les Mis....
Percy: Sink me! If it isn't Javvurt!
Javert: Zsah-vair, it's pronounced Zsah-vair.
Pecry: But it's spelled J-A-V-E-R-T Javvurt.
Javert: Repeat after me Zsah...Zsah....
Percy: Oh! Zsa-Zsa! Like the Gabor sister! Well I personally have always prefered Eva.
Javert: (Looks for gun)