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Thursday Morning Chuckle

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Thursday Morning Chuckle#0
Posted: 9/16/04 at 7:05am
A man and his wife were working in their garden one
day and the man looks over at his wife and says:
"Your butt is getting really big, I mean really
big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."

With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and
measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom.
"Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the
barbecue!!!"
The woman chose to ignore her husband.

Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling a
little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.
"What's wrong?" he asks.

She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire
up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?"
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Updated On: 9/16/04 at 07:05 AM
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re: Thursday Morning Chuckle#1
Posted: 9/16/04 at 7:33am
Thanks BB! I am glad that I finished my OJ before reading that.
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re: Thursday Morning Chuckle#2
Posted: 9/16/04 at 10:04am
almost had my third cup of coffee go everywhere on that one!
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re: Thursday Morning Chuckle#3
Posted: 9/16/04 at 10:07am
Thanks Boobs, I needed that re: Thursday Morning Chuckle
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