Oh Patti. Love her as a performer..love her even more as a diva.
I'm a professional. Whenever something goes wrong on stage, I know how to handle it so no one ever remembers. I flash my %#$&.
"Jayne just sat there while Gina flailed around the stage like an idiot."
I have this mental image of Patti barreling down the street and pushing tourists out of her way.
"You just can't win. Ever. Look at the bright side, at least you are not stuck in First Wives Club: The Musical. That would really suck. "
--Sueleen Gay
Yes I can see that also. GET OUT DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I'M PATTI LUPONE GOT DAMNIT!!
Then a tourist couple:
Who's that? Oh!! She was that creepy woman on American Life TV!
I'm a professional. Whenever something goes wrong on stage, I know how to handle it so no one ever remembers. I flash my %#$&.
"Jayne just sat there while Gina flailed around the stage like an idiot."