Jay Leno Jokes About Thanksgiving on THE TONIGHT SHOW WITH JAY LENO on 11/27

Last night: Garth Brooks made his first appearance in years to talk with Jay about what life has been like with his family and his plans for Thanksgiving. Brooks also talks about his upcoming live show and Jay shows a montage of some of Garth's best moments. Later, storm chaser Jim Edds talks about how the recent storm in the Phillipines was the worst one he has ever been a part of and shares some exclusive footage. Read on as Jay tells some of this year's funniest Thanksgiving jokes!

HAPPY THANKSGIVING, WELL IT'S ALMOST THANKSGIVING. HERE'S AN AMAZING STATISTIC: OVER 43 MILLION PEOPLE WILL BE TRAVELING OVER THE HOLIDAY WEEKEND. IN FACT MORE BREASTS AND LEGS WILL BE GRABBED AT THE AIRPORT THAN AT THANKSGIVING DINNER TABLES ALL ACROSS...

EARLIER TODAY, IN AN OFFICIAL CEREMONY PRESIDENT OBAMA PARDONED THE WHITE HOUSE TURKEY AND THEN PUT HIM IN CHARGE OF THE OBAMACARE WEBSITE...

THE EAST COAST IS GETTING HIT WITH SOME COLD WEATHER. IT IS COLD BACK EAST. IT IS SO COLD; YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO THE OBAMACARE WEBSITE TODAY? IT FROZE.

IT WAS SO COLD; TAYLOR SWIFT BUILT A SNOWMAN, THEN DUMPED HIM AND WROTE A SONG ABOUT IT.

IT WAS SO COLD; VLADIMIR PUTIN PUT A SHIRT ON. THAT'S HOW COLD IT WAS.

ALEC BALDWIN WAS HUGGING RICHARD SIMMONS JUST FOR THE WARMTH.

PEOPLE WERE BUNDLED UP TIGHTER THAN CHRIS CHRISTIE'S PANTS AFTER THANKSGIVING DINNER. THAT'S HOW COLD IT WAS.

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