BWW Recap: Stay at the 'EBDBBnB' on THE LEAGUE

This week on THE LEAGUE, Taco has a new business, and Pete deals with a food allergy. Keep reading for all the information from "EBDBBnB" but beware of SPOILERS!

Andre and Russell start a VLOG for Ménage a Cinq, and they keep sending them to The League. They are up to 34, and this one is filled with an excessive amount of hashtags. Taco tells the guys that he is fixing up his new house that Jenny found for him. Taco a homeowner, who would have thought?

At work, Ruxin goes to the restroom to see a toothbrush sitting on the metal toilet paper holder, which grosses him out beyond belief. He tells the guys about it at the bar. Andre then starts talking about his gluten allergy, and shows off his "Yeast Mode" shirt, to everyone else's dismay.

Back at the office, Ruxin is peeing and someone comes in and uses the toilet next to him, which makes Ruxin very upset. He goes to complain to his boss Bethesda, but he tells Ruxin he is over reacting. Ruxin says that one of the three things that separates humans from animals is that we don't have to do our business while looking someone in the eye. He then goes into a ridiculous explanation of how dogs go number two that is pretty spot on.

Pete's tells Kevin and Taco how he has been having stomach issues. He says that his doctor thinks he might have a gluten allergy, which prompts the guys to point out that he's like Andre. This makes them realize they can't tell Andre or else he will never let it go. At Kevin's, Pete goes to get a gluten free beer from the fridge, and Andre catches him. Andre gets excited and tells him they are GFFs (gluten-free friends). Thankfully, Kevin saves him and tells Andre that the beer is his father-in-law's. Jenny comes in and tells the guys they have to see this video. They all gather around and watch one of Taco's famous videos, this time for his new bed and breakfast, the EBDBBnB. It is an Eskimo Brothers Bed and Breakfast, which they point out that it is pretty much a brothel.

Jenny about to wash Kevin's lucky jersey, but he stops her and tells her it's what's going to get him through the playoffs. Taco comes in an tells him he is moving out of their place, finally. They go out to the garage to see all of the stuff Taco was keeping in the attic, including the Mr. McGiblets costume and a box full of lambskin condoms.

At Taco's EBDB truck, Andre visits Taco at his EBDB office/RV and he tells taco how he's mad that he invited the guys to the EBDBBnB for the games on Sunday because he wanted them to the Wine Bar. Taco compromises with Andre and says they can watch the morning games at the Wine Bar and the afternoon games at the EBDBBnB. Andre also runs into Taco's silent partner in the EBDBBnB, Marshawn Lynch, while he is there.

At Ménage a Cinq, Andre brings out food for The League, all mainly bread dishes. This causes Pete to be forced to eat an entire bowl of bread pudding to prove to Andre he doesn't have a gluten intolerance. After finishing the pudding, Pete looks really sick and ends up projectile vomiting all over Kevin and his lucky jersey.

At the EBDBBnB, Sophia is there making chorizo for the guys. Kevin ends up losing his matchup to Pete, seeing as though his vomit stained jersey ended up not being very good luck. Sophia brings out the chorizo, but mistakes sausage casings for Taco's reused lambskin condoms. However, they don't realize this until after they have all taken a bite. The League freaks out, but of course Taco continues to eat them.

At work, Ruxin is in the bathroom brushing his teeth trying to get the condom taste out of his mouth. However, he gets the urge to use the toilet, and his boss comes in and catches him on the toilet brushing his teeth. Ruxin finds out, though, that Bethesda was the one brushing his teeth in the while using the bathroom in the first place. He makes Ruxin lock eyes with him while Ruxin goes number two, making Ruxin an animal.

So, Taco's latest business endeavor is a bed and breakfast aka a brothel. Taco would buy a house to turn it into a sex BnB. However, the music video he made for the EBDBBnB definitely stole the show. Nothing like Taco playing his guitar on a horse in a cowboy hat to promote a bed and breakfast. I only wonder how long the EBDBBnB will last before it gets shut down for essentially being a brothel.

Poor Pete, he know has to share something with Andre. Andre is the last person anyone wants to share something with. I mean did you see his hashtag shirt? And those decanters? He's just the worst. Only Andre can be proud to show his "Yeast Mode" shirt to Marshawn Lynch. Hopefully Pete doesn't have to be subjected to too much Andre torture, but I doubt it.

I definitely agree with Ruxin and his bathroom rules. It's just gross to go to the bathroom next to someone when there is no divider. Do people have any decency! Also, brushing your teeth on the toilet in a public restroom is just all kinds of nasty. Some people have no boundaries. However, watching Nick Kroll and Rob Riggle lock eyes and make loud groaning noises at each other was one of the funniest things I have seen in a long time.

Favorite Moments from "EBDBBnB"

"I think I'm developing an Andre intolerance"

The guys going into a chorus of "nobody cares" when Jenny tries to talk about Chulpa Batman.

Ruxin about bathrooms: "If there isn't a divider, stand outsider."

Taco: "What happens at the EBDBBnB stays at the EBDBBnb... in our video collection."

Taco to Jenny: "BnB's are usually run by really old lesbians, and you're the oldest lesbian I know."

Andre to Pete: "I want to hold hands with you and walk into bakeries and tell everyone what they're doing to their bodies is poison."

Kevin to Jenny: "Luck is comprised of mustard, ketchup, tears and blood."

Andre to Pete: "Ride with me my breadless horseman."

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