LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS Monologue Highlights - 5/1

Below, check out "Late Night with Seth Meyers" monologue highlights from the May 1st broadcast!

Toronto Mayor Rob Ford's lawyers said that he will take a leave of absence to seek help for substance abuse. Though they didn't say whether the substance in question was crack or gravy.

Yesterday, the Japanese government refused entry to 23 Russians in cooperation with the sanctions imposed by the US. Well, they refused entry to one Russian, but 22 smaller ones were stacked inside him.

The Royal Court of Saudi Arabia has launched a website that will accept complaints against the government and send them directly to the King. You can even submit a second complaint if you want using your remaining hand.

In order to teach people about nature, a Portland beekeeper has filmed herself dancing topless while covered in bees. Although it looks like she only got stung twice.

This year the Colorado symphony will host a bring-your-own-marijuana concert series, called "Classically Cannabis." Or if you don't like classical music, you can attend the bring-your-own-marijuana concert called "any other concert."

About LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS:

Beloved "Saturday Night Live" personality - and the longest serving "anchor" on the show's wildly popular "Weekend Update" - Seth Meyers takes over as host of NBC's "Late Night," home to A-list celebrity guests, memorable comedy and the best in musical talent.

As the Emmy-winning head writer for SNL, Seth has established a reputation for his sharp wit and perfectly timed comedy and has gained fame for his spot-on impersonations, unique characters and hilarious spoofing of topical news. Seth takes his departure from SNL to his new post at "Late Night" as Jimmy Fallon moves to "The Tonight Show."

From Emmy-winning executive producer Lorne Michaels ("Late Night with Jimmy Fallon," "Saturday Night Live") comes the next generation of Late Night jabs, laughs and unforgettable moments on "Late Night with Seth Meyers." One-hour daily show.

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