LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS Monologue Highlights - 11/12

Below, check out "Late Night with Seth Meyers" monologue highlights from last night's broadcast:

Well, there's only one thing anybody is talking about today on the internet. That's right, this morning the US and China made a deal to cut carbon emissions by 2025. They said from now on, they're only going to use oil to coat Kim Kardashian's ass.

New data found that 87 percent of Republican voters in the midterm elections were white. And the other 13 percent were "whiter."

On Sunday a six-day search for a missing 12-year-old boy ended when he was found inside an IKEA store. Searchers said they had plenty of clues but they had a helluva time putting them together.

According to a new report, Detroit, Michigan is the most dangerous city in the country with Oakland, California coming in second. And the third most dangerous was somehow Detroit again.

Kobe Bryant last night missed his 13 thousand 418th shot, breaking the record for most shots missed in an NBA career. Said his teammates, "I'm open!"

About LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS:

Beloved "Saturday Night Live" personality - and the longest serving "anchor" on the show's wildly popular "Weekend Update" - Seth Meyers takes over as host of NBC's "Late Night," home to A-list celebrity guests, memorable comedy and the best in musical talent.

As the Emmy-winning head writer for SNL, Seth has established a reputation for his sharp wit and perfectly timed comedy and has gained fame for his spot-on impersonations, unique characters and hilarious spoofing of topical news. Seth takes his departure from SNL to his new post at "Late Night" as Jimmy Fallon moves to "The Tonight Show."

From Emmy-winning executive producer Lorne Michaels ("Late Night with Jimmy Fallon," "Saturday Night Live") comes the next generation of Late Night jabs, laughs and unforgettable moments on "Late Night with Seth Meyers." One-hour daily show.

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