Highlights from LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS Monologue - 4/29

Below check out monologue highlights from last night's "Late Night with Seth Meyers":

This afternoon the NBA laid out the punishment for Clippers owner Donald Sterling, which will include the lifetime ban from the NBA, a 2.5 million dollar fine AND...two free throws.

A large Budweiser blimp was reported to be floating somewhere above New Jersey after it broke loose over the weekend. Which brings New Jersey's total of out-of-control blimps to two.

Frontier Airlines has announced new plans to make customers pay for advanced seat assignments and to use the overhead bins. Frontier passengers applauded the move, since you actually get way more legroom if you sit in the overhead bin.

A New York man is being sued for a quarter million dollars after his ex-girfriend claimed he harassed her with nearly one hundred emails. And if 100 e-mails are worth a quarter million dollars, that means Crate & Barrel owes me 256 billion dollars.

Dominique Ansel, the creator of the cronut, has created a new dessert, a waffle made out of ice cream and topped with a maple syrup espresso called the Waffogato. It's all part of his plan to create a new disease called Di-Obese-ities.

About LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS:

Beloved "Saturday Night Live" personality - and the longest serving "anchor" on the show's wildly popular "Weekend Update" - Seth Meyers takes over as host of NBC's "Late Night," home to A-list celebrity guests, memorable comedy and the best in musical talent.

As the Emmy-winning head writer for SNL, Seth has established a reputation for his sharp wit and perfectly timed comedy and has gained fame for his spot-on impersonations, unique characters and hilarious spoofing of topical news. Seth takes his departure from SNL to his new post at "Late Night" as Jimmy Fallon moves to "The Tonight Show."

From Emmy-winning executive producer Lorne Michaels ("Late Night with Jimmy Fallon," "Saturday Night Live") comes the next generation of Late Night jabs, laughs and unforgettable moments on "Late Night with Seth Meyers." One-hour daily show.

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