Generic One Word Play Titles

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#1Generic One Word Play Titles
Posted: 12/14/16 at 9:55am

What happened to the good old days of "Whose Afraid of Virginia Woolf,"  "A Streetcar Named Desire,"  "All My Sons," "Long Day's Journey into Night?"

It seems like most plays these days have generic one word titles like: Eclipsed, Ruined, Sweat, Indecent, Disgraced. How is anyone supposed to keep these straight or even distinguish one from the other?

Future playwrights of the world -- please give us an interesting title. End of rant.




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Updated On: 12/14/16 at 09:55 AM

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#2One word generic play titles
Posted: 12/14/16 at 10:02am

Totally with you on this one, QueenAlice! Couldn't agree more.

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#3One word generic play titles
Posted: 12/14/16 at 10:02am

And what alternative titles would you suggest for each play? I'd love to hear some ideas, since you seem to think you know better than several Pulitzer Prize-winning playwrights.

Did you actually see Ruined or Indecent or Disgraced? Because each of those titles have a specific meaning within the world of the play.


"You travel alone because other people are only there to remind you how much that hook hurts that we all bit down on. Wait for that one day we can bite free and get back out there in space where we belong, sail back over water, over skies, into space, the hook finally out of our mouths and we wander back out there in space spawning to other planets never to return hurrah to earth and we'll look back and can't even see these lives here anymore. Only the taste of blood to remind us we ever existed. The earth is small. We're gone. We're dead. We're safe." -John Guare, Landscape of the Body

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#4One word generic play titles
Posted: 12/14/16 at 10:06am

I would expect the playwrights to come up with something more evocative. Yes, I saw the plays and I'm not questioning their merit, only the merit of their titles.   You could essentially assign those one word titles to all the classic plays I mention in my original thread.


“I knew who I was this morning, but I've changed a few times since then.”

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#5One word generic play titles
Posted: 12/14/16 at 10:10am

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Gynecologic Oncology Unit at Memorial Sloan-Kettering Cancer Center of New York City

The Intelligent Homosexual's Guide to Capitalism and Socialism with a Key to the Scriptures

Slavs! Thinking About the Longstanding Problems of Virtue and Happiness

The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time

Vanya and Sonia and Masha and Spike

Important Hats of the Twentieth Century

The Tale of the Allergist's Wife

The Goat, or Who Is Sylvia?

The Legend of Georgia McBride

Wild Animals You Should Know

Our Mother's Brief Affair

And on and on and on. Methinks the lady doth protest too much.



Updated On: 12/14/16 at 10:10 AM

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newintown
#6One word generic play titles
Posted: 12/14/16 at 10:16am

Conversely, there are hordes of famous successful plays/musicals with one word titles:

Hamlet
Macbeth
Othello
Matilda
Annie
Mame
Gypsy
Candide
Pygmalion
Tartuffe
Wicked

Hairspray
Chicago
Equus
Hair


Again: and on and on and on.

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#7One word generic play titles
Posted: 12/14/16 at 10:25am

QueenAlice said: "I would expect the playwrights to come up with something more evocative. Yes, I saw the plays and I'm not questioning their merit, only the merit of their titles.   You could essentially assign those one word titles to all the classic plays I mention in my original thread.

 

"

I'm still waiting to hear some of your suggestions for more acceptable titles.


"You travel alone because other people are only there to remind you how much that hook hurts that we all bit down on. Wait for that one day we can bite free and get back out there in space where we belong, sail back over water, over skies, into space, the hook finally out of our mouths and we wander back out there in space spawning to other planets never to return hurrah to earth and we'll look back and can't even see these lives here anymore. Only the taste of blood to remind us we ever existed. The earth is small. We're gone. We're dead. We're safe." -John Guare, Landscape of the Body

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#8One word generic play titles
Posted: 12/14/16 at 10:41am

Eclipsed: Five Liberian Ladies Loathing Life

Ruined: Everybody Comes To Mama Nadi's

Sweat: A Rural Pennsylvania Working Class Tragedy

Indecent: Don't Put Lesbians On Broadway

Disgraced: Stop Me If You've Heard This One: A Muslim, An African-American, A Jew, And A WASP Sit Down To Dinner Together...

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#9One word generic play titles
Posted: 12/14/16 at 10:45am

DISGRACED:

The Portrait of Amir

Defense of the Imam

The Word of God

Advantage of Assimilation

 


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#10One word generic play titles
Posted: 12/14/16 at 10:50am

Mine is so much better than any of yours, Alice.



Updated On: 12/14/16 at 10:50 AM

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#11One word generic play titles
Posted: 12/14/16 at 10:51am

Those are terrible titles that lack the punch of one well-chosen word.


When I see the phrase "the ____ estate", I imagine a vast mansion in the country full of monocled men and high-collared women receiving letters about productions across the country and doing spit-takes at whatever they contain. -Kad

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#12One word generic play titles
Posted: 12/14/16 at 10:53am

QueenAlice said: "DISGRACED:

The Portrait of Amir

Defense of the Imam

The Word of God

Advantage of Assimilation

 


 

"

Well, I don't know if I've ever encountered a clearer example of "less is more."

Don't quit your day job.


"You travel alone because other people are only there to remind you how much that hook hurts that we all bit down on. Wait for that one day we can bite free and get back out there in space where we belong, sail back over water, over skies, into space, the hook finally out of our mouths and we wander back out there in space spawning to other planets never to return hurrah to earth and we'll look back and can't even see these lives here anymore. Only the taste of blood to remind us we ever existed. The earth is small. We're gone. We're dead. We're safe." -John Guare, Landscape of the Body

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#13One word generic play titles
Posted: 12/14/16 at 10:55am

Indecent: Don't Put Lesbians On Broadway

I prefer Bulldykes Over Broadway


"You travel alone because other people are only there to remind you how much that hook hurts that we all bit down on. Wait for that one day we can bite free and get back out there in space where we belong, sail back over water, over skies, into space, the hook finally out of our mouths and we wander back out there in space spawning to other planets never to return hurrah to earth and we'll look back and can't even see these lives here anymore. Only the taste of blood to remind us we ever existed. The earth is small. We're gone. We're dead. We're safe." -John Guare, Landscape of the Body

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#14One word generic play titles
Posted: 12/14/16 at 10:56am

I'm not pretending to be a writer and like I said I think the plays are great. I'm just having a discourse dialogue on the validity of a singular title.  Sure you could argue that there is power in the punch of one chosen word (and to Newintown's post - I think those are great titles - but they aren't one word verbs) but to me RUINED, DISGRACED, INDECENT, blah blah could pretty much be applied to any play that has ever been written. 

 


“I knew who I was this morning, but I've changed a few times since then.”

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#15One word generic play titles
Posted: 12/14/16 at 10:57am

"I prefer Bulldykes Over Broadway"

Only with an exclamation point!

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#16One word generic play titles
Posted: 12/14/16 at 11:03am

Perhaps we should play another game. Write your own plot based on these wonderfully evocative play titles:

RUN

TRASHED

BEACHED

DOWN

JUMPED

POOP

 


“I knew who I was this morning, but I've changed a few times since then.”

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newintown
#17One word generic play titles
Posted: 12/14/16 at 11:08am

"I think those are great titles - but they aren't one word verbs"

Oh, the parameters shift! So it's only titles comprised of single verbs (present or past tense) that annoy? That would make Indecent acceptable. Unless single adjectives are also out. So single nouns are good; single verbs and adjectives are out? What about adverbs, gerunds, or conjunctions?

Spreading our net wide, how are these?

If (Kipling)
Kidnapped (Stevenson)
The novels of Henry Green (Loving, Living, Concluding, etc.)
Trainspotting (novel, play, and film)
Red (play and film)
Frozen

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#18One word generic play titles
Posted: 12/14/16 at 11:15am

Those titles are wonderful. They are evocative.  But if FROZEN and WICKED were were called DISGRACED and RUINED (which they could just as easily be) I would have a problem.


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#19One word generic play titles
Posted: 12/14/16 at 11:19am

RUN - the musical version of Forrest Gump; score by Andrew Lippa

TRASHED - a young woman climbing the corporate ladder is temporarily undone by addiction issues; while homeless, she learns the true meaning of life from her fellow bums, and makes a comeback marketing Skid Row-chic housewares, fashions, and furnishings.

BEACHED - a la Hands On A Hardbody, a group of disparate clichéd characters each get to sing their own hackneyed song while attempting to rescue a stranded whale in Malibu. Spoiler alert: the whale dies.

DOWN - an evening of monologues about oral sex.

JUMPED - A daredevil (played by Andy Karl) seeks exceedingly higher and more dangerous places from which to freejump, until he finally meets that one special woman (Annaleigh Ashford) who makes him want to remain on the ground.

POOP - a delightful review of numbers from the worst shows of the past decade (Finding NeverlandAmazing GraceAmerican PsychoTuck EverlastingDoctor ZhivagoIt Shoulda Been YouThe Last ShipBig FishFirst Date, etc.)











Updated On: 12/14/16 at 11:19 AM

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#20One word generic play titles
Posted: 12/14/16 at 11:21am

Now see those plots actually fit their one word generic titles. Bravo Newintown! Next time I will pick titles with less meaning :)


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#21One word generic play titles
Posted: 12/14/16 at 1:16pm

On the other hand, "Time Stands Still" might've been "Maim." 


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#22One word generic play titles
Posted: 12/14/16 at 1:58pm

"The [ahem] "Good" old days" had, ahem, "Plenty" of one word titles.  

(some of these are known in English by two word titles which include an article but in their original language their titles were simply one word)

Frogs
Birds
Thirst
Fog
Abortion
Baal
Machinal
Ile
Exorcism
Icebound
Winterset
Picnic
Seascape
Rope
Servitude
Gold
Welded
Dynamo
Jitney
Fences
Closer
Theatre
Rain
Streamers
Orphans
Travesties
Jumpers
Luv
Lovers
Indians
Da
Wings
Home
Footfalls
Play
Rockaby
Endgame
Arcadia
Shadowlands
Benefactors
Plenty
Bent
Betrayal
Easter
Aristocrats
Equus
Fools
Rumors
Saved
Sirocco
Cavalcade
Good
Perestroika
Quadrille
Ghosts
Seagull


 









Updated On: 12/14/16 at 01:58 PM

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#23One word generic play titles
Posted: 12/14/16 at 2:11pm

And to be clear - I have no problem with one word play titles. As many examples have been cited - a brilliant one word choice when it is truly evocative is indeed a very powerful punch.

I'm nagging on plays that seem pretentious in their one word non specificity.

Imagine if instead of HAMLET we got a play called  ANGST

Or instead of HEDDA GABBLER we got BOREDOM

or instead of CAT ON A HOT TIN  ROOF we got a play called WEAKNESS

My argument is that the playwright is not doing their play any service by calling it something like DISGRACED or RUINED. Those titles could be used for almost any play with a central conflict in them.

 


“I knew who I was this morning, but I've changed a few times since then.”

TerrenceIsTheMann
#24One word generic play titles
Posted: 12/14/16 at 2:20pm

One word titles can be perfect, like PROOF for instance.

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#25One word generic play titles
Posted: 12/14/16 at 2:23pm

^Or DOUBT or RUINED



Updated On: 12/14/16 at 02:23 PM