This first comment is amazing. I read it in the voice of Dr. Claw from Inspector Gadget: You see, Christopher, we are simply trying to provide a bit of Broadway experience for those in our community who would not otherwise ever get to see a real "Broadway" show. Why would we not want to make it as close to the original production as we possibly could? Imitation is the highest form of praise.
"This thread reads like a series of White House memos." — Mister Matt