The Playboy Club Bunny Manual

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 10/16/14 at 3:10pm

All the requirements and Do's and Don'ts of being a Playboy Bunny gave me an anxiety attack just to read about. I would never have been able to keep my tail clean and fluffy.


Scanned by Bunny Regina

[Mister Matt]

Posted: 10/16/14 at 5:15pm

I don't think you have to worry about demerits for an unkempt tail.

I may have to refer to RobbieJ as Bunny Mother henceforth.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 10/16/14 at 10:06pm

The manual does say we should go to her for tips.

[Mister Matt]

Posted: 10/17/14 at 12:02pm

I did that and Bunny Mother gave me demerits for my lipstick being too pale AFTER she caused it to smear. Go figure.

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 10/17/14 at 1:30pm

I'd have been fired in the first fifteen minutes. A coworker of mine actually was a Bunny back then and worked at the Playboy Resort in Northern New Jersey.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 10/17/14 at 1:52pm

At least they had health insurance and tips on dealing with the plantar fasciitis.

[SonofRobbieJ]

Posted: 10/17/14 at 2:38pm

I swear to Christ, if you bitches do NOT show up for Bunny Meeting this time, I'm not only issuing demerits, but I'm going to rip those tails right off of you and throw them in the toilet.

Love,

Bunny Mother

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 10/17/14 at 2:40pm

Yes, Mistress. Uh, Mother. Um, BUNNY Mother.

[Mister Matt]

Posted: 10/17/14 at 3:27pm

Bunny Mother, please don't give Namo demerits for her bunny ears being improperly bent. That was technically my fault.

So glad there's nothing in the manual about fraternization between Bunnies.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 10/17/14 at 3:35pm

On the contrary, it says how great it's going to be to meet one's fellow bunnies.

[Mister Matt]

Posted: 10/17/14 at 3:53pm

And it's really great. Like, SENSATIONAL. I do love my job.

But...I keep getting demerits for holding my cigarette after I puff. If I don't, that bitch PapaBunny keeps stealing drags as soon as I set it down. If she keeps doing that, I swear I'm gonna stop meeting her no matter how much she begs.

[SonofRobbieJ]

Posted: 10/17/14 at 4:10pm

Cut the chit chat, ladies. We have clients to service.

Wipe that smirk off your face, Bunny Namo...you know that's not what I meant.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 10/17/14 at 4:32pm

Oh how I wish we could alter our screen names here just a little.

I was delighted to learn that wigs and hairpieces can be a bunny's best friend.

[Mister Matt]

Posted: 10/17/14 at 4:53pm

A supplement to the manual.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 10/17/14 at 5:00pm

I think it would have been very challenging to not have my boyfriend pick me up after as shift.