Oh No Ma'am! Kris Jenner Has Her Eyes On Broadway

Patti LuPone FANatic
Broadway Legend
joined:3/4/06
This is sooo wrong on so many levels. That talentless hag needs to stay the F away from Broadway... and "Chicago". Just say "no."
UGH!
Littleshopofcarrie
Featured Actor
joined:12/9/12
That clip made me laugh so much.
Sutton Ross
Broadway Star
joined:7/20/13
Why would you put anything involving the Kardashians on this board or website? They are vapid buttholes with absolutely no talent, stop giving them attention.
“Arguing with anonymous strangers on the Internet is a sucker's game because they almost always turn out to be, or to be indistinguishable from, self-righteous sixteen-year-olds possessing infinite amounts of free time.” Neal Stephenson
FishermanBob
Broadway Star
joined:7/9/12
Just ignore these idiots. Don't give them the attention and react to their every utterance which is exactly how they have made their brand. If people just ignore them, they will have no choice but to go away.
Mr Roxy
Broadway Legend
joined:5/17/03
She may make Melanie Griffith seem like Merman by comparison.

The end of times is here.

Mary had a little lamb : The PC signature line.
disneybroadwayfan22
Broadway Star
joined:2/10/13
If they put her on Broadway, not only would it be a travesty to the art, but it would be so disrespectful and cruel to struggling actresses in NYC who studied and work hard for their craft.
BroadwayNYC2
Stand-by
joined:6/16/13
Maybe she can close up Chicago (for good).
Patti LuPone FANatic
Broadway Legend
joined:3/4/06
I just chuckled when the article mentioned that she had been practicing the song "All That Jazz".... deluded person thought herself as a potential Velma. You never know with the Weisslers. Although I'm a big (recent) fan of "Chicago", I would consider boycotting the show if that big pile of nothing got cast in the show. I agree with what Mr. Roxy said.
Sutton Ross
Broadway Star
joined:7/20/13
HAHA. Seriously, why do you think it hasn't closed yet?
“Arguing with anonymous strangers on the Internet is a sucker's game because they almost always turn out to be, or to be indistinguishable from, self-righteous sixteen-year-olds possessing infinite amounts of free time.” Neal Stephenson
Jay Lerner-Z
Broadway Legend
joined:4/4/11
Maybe it's an unpopular opinion 'round these parts, but I like her. She has no place on Broadway, but why the hate?
AKA McDreamy
jbroadway4
Understudy
joined:1/2/14
oasisjeff
Broadway Star
joined:11/15/07
When has having no place on Broadway prevented someone from being on Broadway?!
Now t/d/b/a haterobics on here.
Demitri2
Broadway Star
joined:3/25/05
If they put Kris Jenner in the show then the icing on the cake would be bringing back Wendy Williams as Matron "Mama" Morton.
Sutton Ross
Broadway Star
joined:7/20/13
It was just clearly to get a ratings boost for a failing show. It's never going to happen, and like their entire family, just a joke.
“Arguing with anonymous strangers on the Internet is a sucker's game because they almost always turn out to be, or to be indistinguishable from, self-righteous sixteen-year-olds possessing infinite amounts of free time.” Neal Stephenson
jemjeb2
Stand-by
joined:6/28/05
Never having seen her act, I'm not ready to foam at the mouth yet.
MrMidwest
Broadway Legend
joined:2/8/05
"The gods who nurse this universe think little of mortals' cares. They sit in crowds on exclusive clouds and laugh at our love affairs. I might have had a real romance if they'd given me a chance. I loved him, but he didn't love me. I wanted him, but he didn't want me. Then the gods had a spree and indulged in another whim. Now he loves me, but I don't love him." - Cole Porter
Jay Lerner-Z
Broadway Legend
joined:4/4/11
Edited - totally the wrong thread - I'm an idiot.
AKA McDreamy
Updated On: 1/28/14 at 11:49 PM
dramamama611
Broadway Legend
joined:12/4/07
There are no plans to bring her to the show. Doesn't mean it won't happen, but this is all in her head.

Here's the thing: people WILL buy tickets to see her. Christie Brinklely sold tickets and she was the worst thing I'd ever seen on stage. If people stopped celebrity-whoring, this kind of thing would never happen.
If we're not having fun, then why are we doing it? These are DISCUSSION boards, not mutual admiration boards. Discussion only occurs when we are willing to hear what others are thinking, regardless of whether it is alignment to our own thoughts.
GottaHaveAGimmick
Featured Actor
joined:3/15/08
Please, NO! I can see the marquee changing now to: Chi-K-ago just to keep the Kardashian theme. And each of her nitwitted daughters would take a week playing Mary Sunshine. Please, NO!
PalJoey
Broadway Legend
joined:3/11/04
Not going to happen.
yr pal,
joey




Blocked so far: suestorm, Master Bates
DottieD'Luscia
Broadway Legend
joined:7/23/03
We're talking about the Weissler's here. Never say never. In the meantime, keep the talent-free, media whore sKanK off Broadway. Watch out, Dottie woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning!
Hey Dottie! Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany
FishermanBob
Broadway Star
joined:7/9/12
I was at an advanced screening of this coming week's episode of Keeping Up with the K's. Apparently, she's now decided she wants to be Leading Player in Pippin instead. Lookout Patina.

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Updated On: 1/29/14 at 11:50 AM
Mister Matt
Broadway Legend
joined:5/17/03
I wouldn't buy a ticket, but this is hardly a clutch-the-pearls with a panty-twist moment. I saw Marla Maples in Will Rogers' Follies. Let's not pretend there isn't precedent here.
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
FishermanBob
Broadway Star
joined:7/9/12
This is not about precedent, it's about the fact that she's Mama Kartrashian and publicity whore supreme. It's about HER.
Sutton Ross
Broadway Star
joined:7/20/13
It's so funny that people believe this may happen, despite the fact that she has no talent and they would never let her near a stage. Talented people are on Broadway, she doesn't qualify.
“Arguing with anonymous strangers on the Internet is a sucker's game because they almost always turn out to be, or to be indistinguishable from, self-righteous sixteen-year-olds possessing infinite amounts of free time.” Neal Stephenson
SweeneyLovett
Swing
joined:8/16/13
She'd make a great Rose in Gypsy. She wouldn't even have to act. She could just play herself. Desperate fame whore trying to make stars out of untalented daughters...hmmm...where have I heard that before?

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