I WANNA SEE THE COW!

JoeKv99
Broadway Legend
joined:12/27/04
I WANNA SEE THE COW!
Posted: 10/3/13 at 06:50pm
Meryl, the Baker's wife, Cinderella, a prince and TODAY THE BEANSTALK!

When do we see the COW?

I can't sleep for waiting.
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justoldbill
Broadway Star
joined:10/17/07
I WANNA SEE THE COW!
Posted: 10/3/13 at 07:46pm
I hope it looks like Caroline.
Well-well-well-what-do-you-think-of-that-I-have-nothing-here-to-pay-my-train-fare-with-only-large-bills-fives-and-sevens....
EponineAmneris
Broadway Legend
joined:5/25/06
I WANNA SEE THE COW!
Posted: 10/3/13 at 08:40pm
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Tink2
Stand-by
joined:8/7/08
Dollypop
Broadway Legend
joined:5/15/03
I WANNA SEE THE COW!
Posted: 10/3/13 at 08:45pm
If it's the cow you're looking for, do a Google search and find pictures of Corine Dana Cohen.

Enough said.
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Liza's Headband
Broadway Legend
joined:5/28/13
I WANNA SEE THE COW!
Posted: 10/3/13 at 08:59pm
Wow. I'm shocked that you didn't make a joke about Loretta Switt.
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Dollypop
Broadway Legend
joined:5/15/03
I WANNA SEE THE COW!
Posted: 10/3/13 at 09:01pm
La Swit isn't a cow. She is a radiant goddess and the true hope for modern theater!
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JoeKv99
Broadway Legend
joined:12/27/04
I WANNA SEE THE COW!
Posted: 10/3/13 at 10:45pm
Is that THE cow?
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MagicalMusical
Understudy
joined:9/4/07
I WANNA SEE THE COW!
Posted: 10/3/13 at 11:53pm
I can't tell if you're just making fun of the news we get about each thing we can for Into the Woods, but if you're sincerely interested, yes, that is THE cow. They may make her look more bony and saggy in post-filming or they may have a real bony looking cow to use in some other scenes though. Who knows.
FindingNamo
Broadway Legend
joined:7/22/03
I WANNA SEE THE COW!
Posted: 10/4/13 at 12:08am
Now I need to see the beans. You can't have a stalk without beans, where the hell are the beans?
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Phyllis Rogers Stone
Broadway Legend
joined:9/16/07
I WANNA SEE THE COW!
Posted: 10/4/13 at 12:12am
I don't know what to think about the machine thing next to the beanstalk. I'm kinda disappointed. I thought this took place in old timey times?
tazber
Broadway Legend
joined:5/10/05
I WANNA SEE THE COW!
Posted: 10/4/13 at 05:05am
A machine
With the beans
Big enough to kill the scene
....but the world goes 'round
JoeKv99
Broadway Legend
joined:12/27/04
I WANNA SEE THE COW!
Posted: 10/4/13 at 12:14pm
There's no bump on her rump big enpugh to be a hump! And her withers don't wither, neither. Where are the flies on her eyes, the bug in her dugs?
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Jordan Catalano
Broadway Legend
joined:10/9/05
I WANNA SEE THE COW!
Posted: 10/4/13 at 12:23pm
I want to see the Baker's Wife fully dilated and ready to give birth.
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JoeKv99
Broadway Legend
joined:12/27/04
I WANNA SEE THE COW!
Posted: 10/4/13 at 12:54pm
I hear Daniel Radcliffe is going to play the Baker's son.
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