California Bans Heterosexuality

romantico
Broadway Legend
joined:3/6/05
California Bans Heterosexuality
Posted: 10/3/12 at 12:59pm
Well, it's finally happened. We knew this day would come. This is NOT from the Onion.It's from Linda Harvey (yeah I know, but this story is hilarious!)

http://www.missionamerica.com/enews/enews_October2012ed01.htm

'There are three sides to every story. My side, your side, and the truth. And no one is lying. Memories shared serve each one differently' -Robert Evans-
Reginald Tresilian
Broadway Legend
joined:6/12/08
California Bans Heterosexuality
Posted: 10/3/12 at 01:03pm
About time, too.
Phyllis Rogers Stone
Broadway Legend
joined:9/16/07
California Bans Heterosexuality
Posted: 10/3/12 at 01:06pm
Man, I wish Missouri had banned heterosexuality when I was in high school. I might have gotten laid sooner and more frequently!
Roscoe
Broadway Legend
joined:5/15/03
California Bans Heterosexuality
Posted: 10/3/12 at 01:06pm
Baby steps, Reginald, baby steps.
"If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers." Thomas Pynchon, GRAVITY'S RAINBOW "Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away." Philip K. Dick My blog: http://www.roscoewrites.blogspot.com/
Kad
Broadway Legend
joined:11/5/05
California Bans Heterosexuality
Posted: 10/3/12 at 01:17pm
Heterosexuality makes me sick. How will I explain it to my kids?
Roscoe
Broadway Legend
joined:5/15/03
California Bans Heterosexuality
Posted: 10/3/12 at 01:22pm
They keep flaunting it so openly. Can't they just keep it to themselves?
"If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers." Thomas Pynchon, GRAVITY'S RAINBOW "Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away." Philip K. Dick My blog: http://www.roscoewrites.blogspot.com/
Reginald Tresilian
Broadway Legend
joined:6/12/08
California Bans Heterosexuality
Posted: 10/3/12 at 01:28pm
I think California's Gov. Schwarzenegger proved fairly clearly that no, they can't.
Phyllis Rogers Stone
Broadway Legend
joined:9/16/07
California Bans Heterosexuality
Posted: 10/3/12 at 01:41pm
I'm with Roscoe. I don't mind what they do in their own bedrooms, but this constant public celebration of their lifestyle is just too much.
SNAFU
Broadway Legend
joined:4/20/04
California Bans Heterosexuality
Posted: 10/3/12 at 01:47pm
They put WHAT…WHERE?!
Those Blocked: SueStorm. N2N Nate. Good riddence to stupid! Rad-Z, shill begone!
Playbilly
Broadway Legend
joined:3/30/12
California Bans Heterosexuality
Posted: 10/3/12 at 03:02pm
I'm joining the Log Condo Democrats!!
"Through The Sacrifice You Made, We Can't Believe The Price You Paid..For Love!"
ghostlight2
Broadway Legend
joined:12/5/04
California Bans Heterosexuality
Posted: 10/4/12 at 03:45pm
Good grief! I thought you made that headline up.