Jake Jake you are great Me and you should really date It's ok if you like chicks I'll change your mind with my sexy tricks You don't need a Witherspoon Or a nasty Taylor poon All you need is Jordan C So to you, I make this plea Donnie Darko Bubble Boy You can always bring me joy Let me do the same for you You'll be amazed by this super Jew I'll do things you've never seen Brokeback Mountain will seem so clean We'll tear the sheets and spray the walls Something Something with your balls Ice Cream Sundae, Candy Corn We can make some dirty porn Just for us of course, you see But we'll show our Grandkids You and Me I love you...
My personal favorite, from before he beefed up.
BWW Interview: Elizabeth Swados of HBO's Documentary: MY DEPRESSION (THE UP AND DOWN AND UP OF IT)
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MOVIES - Photo Flash: First Look - Jennifer Lawrence & More in New MOCKINGJAY PART II Poster Art
FASHION - BWW Reviews: Essentials for the Good Life in THE BIGGEST BLACK BOOK EVER
MUSIC - VIDEO: Hunter Hayes Performs Hit Single '21' on A CAPITOL FOURTH
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OPERA - BWW Reviews: LA TRAVIATA, a Tragic Love Story Of Pleasure, Passion And Prejudice Is Beautifully Bought to Life by Opera Australia
DANCE - Top 20 Finalists Revealed on FOX's SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE
COMEDY - VIDEO: Sneak Peek - Stephen Colbert Rides Along in COMEDIANS IN CARS Season Finale