Jake Jake you are great Me and you should really date It's ok if you like chicks I'll change your mind with my sexy tricks You don't need a Witherspoon Or a nasty Taylor poon All you need is Jordan C So to you, I make this plea Donnie Darko Bubble Boy You can always bring me joy Let me do the same for you You'll be amazed by this super Jew I'll do things you've never seen Brokeback Mountain will seem so clean We'll tear the sheets and spray the walls Something Something with your balls Ice Cream Sundae, Candy Corn We can make some dirty porn Just for us of course, you see But we'll show our Grandkids You and Me I love you...
My personal favorite, from before he beefed up.
THE BOOK OF MORMON
AN AMERICAN IN PARIS
THE LION KING
THE KING AND I
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