This blog is funny, but a few of those Milky Whites actually don't look all that bad; some of them are pretty well-crafted for high school productions.
"Was uns befreit, das muss stärker sein als wir es sind." -Tanz der Vampire
I must say my castmates and I were surprised to see our Milky White had made the list, but still got a good laugh out of it of course. We had the pleasure of getting the "stunt double" cow from the 2002 revival. It just didn't have the animatronic elements.