Katricia Lang moved to Houston at the tender age of 17 for the sole purpose of earning a fancy-can't-you-taste-this-gold Rice degree but, thanks to the uni’s RZA ridiculous transfiguration skills, she turned into one of those evil, rabid owls with crazy eyes and a permanent mean mug. She also became one the hardest, hard-core Houstonians you’ve ever met or will meet. She loves the things about Houston that you hate - the heat, the traffic, the humidity--and the things you love-- diversity, oversized portions, Queen Bey. And after 12 years living in Clutch City, she’s a Wise Owl who can rotate her head 270 degrees and poop out dissectible pellets for disinterested high school kids. But for your sake, she resists the call of the wild.