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GREENWICH THEATRE

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Who Do They Think They Are?
Who Do They Think They Are?
Jun 20

The Monday Night Dance Club Reunion is off to a rocky start with a poor turnout. Ex-cruise ship dancer Pippa arrives, ready to show off...



Review: TELL ME STRAIGHT and AGGY, Park Theatre


by Clementine Scott - March 10, 2026

Park Theatre’s latest double bill presents two recent works from an emerging writer, both centring average queer London lives, and the lengths we’ll go to to present the versions of ourselves we want the world to see. Both are somewhat overblown in their execution, but at their best they are ima...

Review: THE HOLY ROSENBERGS, Menier Chocolate Factory


by Franco Milazzo - March 09, 2026

At the Menier Chocolate Factory, the revival of Ryan Craig’s The Holy Rosenbergs arrives with the weight of history attached to it. When it first appeared at the National Theatre’s Cottesloe Theatre in 2011, it was a sharp entry into a conversation about Jewish identity, family loyalty and moder...

Review: IT WALKS AROUND THE HOUSE AT NIGHT, Southwark Playhouse


by Cindy Marcolina - March 10, 2026

In spite of being one of the most difficult genres to stage, horror theatre is having its moment. The Woman in Black might have closed at the Fortune three years ago (almost to the day!), but the success of Paranormal Activity at the Ambassadors is proof that audiences are hungry for some spooky dra...

Review: BLINK, King’s Head Theatre


by Clementine Scott - March 07, 2026

When it premiered at Soho Theatre in 2012, Blink was a whimsical oddity, an ode to two eccentric loners falling in love. In 2026, it takes on a darker tone, with the subtitle “a parasocial love story” foreshadowing things to come....

Review: THE WRONG THEY KNEW, Chickenshed Theatre


by Gary Naylor - March 08, 2026

Musical set in the late 1950s with a strong message for today...

Review: MARIE & ROSETTA, @sohoplace


by Clementine Scott - March 06, 2026

Her name may not be widely known today, but Sister Rosetta Tharpe’s musical legacy is felt down the decades. George Brant’s play about her relationship with gospel singer Marie Knight is retelling not just a woman’s life, but the birth of an entire new genre....

Review: PLAYING SHAKESPEARE WITH DEUTSCHE BANK: ROMEO AND JULIET, Shakespeare's Globe


by Christiana Rose - March 07, 2026

A revival marking twenty years of a remarkable education initiative, Playing Shakespeare with Deutsche Bank: Romeo and Juliet at Shakespeare’s Globe demonstrates accessible theatre at its very best. Directed by Lucy Cuthbertson, this fast paced ninety minute production captures the essence of Shak...

Review: SCOTTISH BALLET - MARY, QUEEN OF SCOTS, Sadler's Wells


by Louise Penn - March 06, 2026

Mary, Queen of Scots, is a remarkable piece of work, offering pointed comment on the place of women in the sixteenth-century court and on the mythology that casts Mary as a martyr. With striking visuals and compositions, it is an original and modern take on a familiar part of history....

Review: OUR TOWN, Starring Michael Sheen, Rose Theatre


by Aliya Al-Hassan - March 05, 2026

Thornton Wilder’s 1938 play, Our Town, marks the first production for Michael Sheen’s Welsh National Theatre. After selling out across Welsh venues, this understated gem of a play moves west to give audiences of the Rose Theatre a chance to see what this exciting new company can do....

Review: BROKEN GLASS, Young Vic


by Alexander Cohen - March 04, 2026

Arthur Miller's later works are usually overshadowed by his earlier masterpieces. Is it time for reappraisal? With rising antisemitism across the world, what can Miller’s 1994 confrontation of anti-Jewish racism tell us in 2025?...

Past Shows

180⁰ Chord
180⁰ Chord
Jan 5 – Jan 18, 2026

180 Chord is coming to Greenwich Theatre from 5-18 January. We’ve been on a highly successful tour since 2022.“One of the most captivating things I...

New Play
Peter Pan: A Pantomime Adventure
Peter Pan: A Pantomime Adventure
Nov 28 – Jan 11, 2026

When the infamous Captain Hook stumbles upon a mysterious map to a hidden secret, he launches a wild quest to claim its power! But Neverland’s...

Blue/Orange
Blue/Orange
Oct 1 – Oct 25, 2025

Christopher has been confined to a psychiatric ward for a month. He wants out. The problem is he still thinks oranges are blue. His doctor, convinced...

The 3 Musketeers
The 3 Musketeers
Jul 24 – Aug 24, 2025

Relocated to the French city of Carcassonne, one of the greatest adventure stories of them all follows the fortunes of d’Artagnan as she leaves home...

The Elves and the Shoemaker
The Elves and the Shoemaker
Jul 24 – Aug 24, 2025

The perfect theatre treat for little ones under 6!When a mysterious Elf-Inspector arrives at a struggling shoemaker's shop, they declare that the surprise visitor must...

OVERSHARE
OVERSHARE
May 6 – May 25, 2025

KEEP YOUR PHONES TURNED ON.Take pictures, record videos and slide into my DM’s (It’s giving interactive)OVERSHARE is anything but demure. ‘As if Bo Burnham’s Inside was...

Beauty and the Beast
Beauty and the Beast
Aug 2 – Aug 25, 2024

A brand-new musical adaptation of Beauty and the Beast, featuring an astonishing cast of actor-musicians and an unforgettable original score with its musical roots in...

Snow White & The Seven Dwarfs
Snow White & The Seven Dwarfs
Nov 23 – Jan 7, 2024

SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN DWARFSMirror, mirror, on the wall, don’t miss the fairest pantomime of them all!Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs will be coming...

Comedy Club 4 Kids Christmas Cracker
Comedy Club 4 Kids Christmas Cracker
Dec 23

CC4K CHRISTMAS CRACKER ’23All the fun of Comedy Club 4 Kids with a Christmas twist.Expect the finest Christmas Cracker jokes, tinsel tomfoolery, festive funnies and even Santa doing stand-up!Starring Comedy...

Comedy Club 4 Kids Christmas Cracker
Comedy Club 4 Kids Christmas Cracker
Dec 23

CC4K CHRISTMAS CRACKER ’23All the fun of Comedy Club 4 Kids with a Christmas twist.Expect the finest Christmas Cracker jokes, tinsel tomfoolery, festive funnies and even Santa doing stand-up!Starring Comedy...

Gate Number 5
Gate Number 5
Oct 18 – Oct 19, 2023

Experience an exceptional lesbian love story between a white and a black immigrant through a fusion of live and digital theatre. Become a passenger on...

We Are What We Overcome
We Are What We Overcome
Oct 5 – Oct 7, 2023

Combining upbeat original music with thought provoking comedy and stories, We Are What We Overcome is one man’s journey to good mental health via a very bad idea.There’s no such thing as...

The Comedy of Errors
The Comedy of Errors
Sep 20 – Sep 23, 2023

THE COMEDY OF ERRORSBy William ShakespeareCartoonish capers in Shakespeare’s funniest farce!Two sets of shipwrecked twins – who lost their doubles years ago – unknowingly end up in...

Juliette Burton : No Brainer
Juliette Burton : No Brainer
Sep 17

JULIETTE BURTON: NO BRAINERWe’ve all got a brain, although some work better than others. Juliette’s brain was broken and, in attempting to fix it, she’s...

War of The Worlds (On A Budget)
War of The Worlds (On A Budget)
Sep 14 – Sep 16, 2023

WAR OF THE WORLDS (ON A BUDGET)Step aside HG Wells, take a break Jeff Wayne, go back to your trailer Tom Cruise, Lamphouse is tackling...

Crimes on Centre Court
Crimes on Centre Court
Sep 12 – Sep 13, 2023

CRIMES ON CENTRE COURTPresented by New Old Friends in association with MAST Mayflower StudiosLord Knows the chair of The Whombledun International Invitational Tennis Tournament has died...

ABELARD GIZA – SAMERTAJM
ABELARD GIZA – SAMERTAJM
Sep 10

Abelard Giza, a Polish comedian, actor, and writer known for his sharp wit and observational humor.Giza first gained popularity in Poland in the early 2000s with his...

Cinderella : A Fairy Tale
Cinderella : A Fairy Tale
Aug 18 – Sep 3, 2023

Greenwich Theatre brings together a company of astonishing actor-musicians, and maybe a few ultra-talented birds, for this toe-tapping revival of one of the best loved...

Abigails's Party
Abigails's Party
Aug 2 – Aug 5, 2023

ABIGAIL’S PARTYLondon Classic Theatre present ABIGAIL’S PARTY by Mike Leigh Directed by Michael CabotIt was 1977, the year of skin-tight polyester, the Queen’s Silver Jubilee...

Grubby Little Mitts : Hello, Hi
Grubby Little Mitts : Hello, Hi
Jul 25 – Jul 27, 2023

GRUBBY LITTLE MITTS: HELLO, HIGRUBBY LITTLE MITTS ARE BACK!Grubby Little Mitts presents the sequel to their award winning debut with a brand new hour of...

Vincent River
Vincent River
Jun 23 – Jul 15, 2023

VINCENT RIVERBY PHILIP RIDLEY, PRODUCED BY GREENWICH THEATREAnita flees her home, haunted by grief and shame. Davey has witnessed something he can never forget. Tonight...

The Red Road Response
The Red Road Response
Jun 19

THE RED ROAD RESPONSEPresented by Gutter Street A new multi-arts event where writers share their original work, inspired by short stories from the world of Gutter...

John Peel's Shed
John Peel's Shed
Jun 17

In 2002, John Osborne won a competition on John Peel’s Radio 1 show. His prize was a box of 150 records.This storytelling show is an ode...

Where is Mrs Christie?
Where is Mrs Christie?
Jun 15

Did she suffer from amnesia? Was it a publicity stunt? Or was there a darker secret involved?Agatha Christie was one of the greatest thriller writers of all...

Christine Bovill:  Piaf to Pop
Christine Bovill: Piaf to Pop
Jun 14

PIAF TO POPChristine Bovill’s award-winning Paris established her reputation as one of Europe’s finest interpreters of French song.In her new show, she travels into the 60s and...

You Are The Sun
You Are The Sun
Jun 12

You are the Sun is a very first opera for babies and grownups that explores the magic of nature.Combining the joy of gentle classical singing and sensory play, it...

Jane Austen's Emma
Jane Austen's Emma
Jun 11

EMMABy Jane AustenJoin the critically-acclaimed Pantaloons Theatre Company for a riotous Regency rom-com!Meet misguided matchmaker Emma as she tries to play Cupid in this hilarious yet faithful new adaptation of Jane...

Jane Austen's Emma
Jane Austen's Emma
Jun 11

EMMABy Jane AustenJoin the critically-acclaimed Pantaloons Theatre Company for a riotous Regency rom-com!Meet misguided matchmaker Emma as she tries to play Cupid in this hilarious yet faithful new adaptation of Jane...

Three Billion Letters
Three Billion Letters
Jun 6

Join us in supporting and developing new work in the Greenwich Studio Theatre with this free Work In Progress performance. Get a chance to meet...

The Dumb Waiter & A Slight Ache
The Dumb Waiter & A Slight Ache
May 13 – Jun 3, 2023

THE DUMB WAITER & A SLIGHT ACHEBY HAROLD PINTER, PRODUCED BY GREENWICH THEATREBoth The Dumb Waiter and A Slight Ache were written by Harold Pinter in the late 1950s; two...

The Lost Feather
The Lost Feather
Jun 2

THE LOST FEATHERThe magical, musical, sensory Cart is wheeling its way across the UK, delivering Oily Cart’s unique brand of multi-sensory mayhem, designed for all...

The Mess Around
The Mess Around
May 28

THE MESS AROUND BY GUTTER STREETCome on down to ‘Gutter Street’s Mess Around’ A quiz night for creativesJoin us for an evening of games, live music and prizes!...

For A Brief Moment & Never Again Since
For A Brief Moment & Never Again Since
May 18 – May 19, 2023

FOR A BRIEF MOMENT AND NEVER AGAIN SINCEThey call him a monster. They call her his wife.Owen and Sarah haven’t seen each other in two...

I SPY WITH MY LITTLE EYE – THE PARTY!
I SPY WITH MY LITTLE EYE – THE PARTY!
May 7

I SPY WITH MY LITTLE EYE – THE PARTY!Molly and Bingo the puppy are having a birthday party and, best of all, you’re invited!There’ll be...

Dracula: The Bloody Truth
Dracula: The Bloody Truth
May 2 – May 6, 2023

DRACULA THE BLOODY TRUTH‘Dracula: The Bloody Truth’ is a theatrical retelling of Bram Stoker’s classic novel. It will expose that the events recorded in 1897...

The Nosy Little Troll
The Nosy Little Troll
May 4

Deep in the heart of the Norwegian Forest live the trolls – big trolls, tiny trolls and a Nosy Little Troll who has an amazingly...

Pepper & Honey
Pepper & Honey
Apr 30

PEPPER & HONEYSo, what is “home”? That’s the question Ana, a young Croatian woman, poses as she settles in the UK.Ana has been on a...

Pepper & Honey
Pepper & Honey
Apr 30

PEPPER & HONEYSo, what is “home”? That’s the question Ana, a young Croatian woman, poses as she settles in the UK.Ana has been on a...

Teechers: Leavers 22
Teechers: Leavers 22
Apr 27 – Apr 29, 2023

By John Godber, Presented byBlackeyed Theatre, in association with South Hill Park. Directed by Adrian McDougall.Hilarious, high energy and full blooded, Teechers Leavers ‘22 brings to life an array...

SOLD
SOLD
Apr 26

“To be free is very sweet”When one woman tells of her extraordinary journey to overcome the brutality of slavery, she becomes a beacon for the British anti-slavery...

Unknown Realms
Unknown Realms
Apr 25

UNKNOWN REALMSThe world we once knew is becoming one we have yet to understand…Rooted in African and contemporary culture, ACE dance and music collaborate with...

Professor Slugs House of Bugs
Professor Slugs House of Bugs
Apr 22

PROFESSOR SLUG’S HOUSE OF BUGSProfessor Slug is an eccentric expert on invertebrates who helps bugs out with their buggy problems – and you can too!Get...

Professor Slugs House of Bugs
Professor Slugs House of Bugs
Apr 22

PROFESSOR SLUG’S HOUSE OF BUGSProfessor Slug is an eccentric expert on invertebrates who helps bugs out with their buggy problems – and you can too!Get...

She Wolves
She Wolves
Apr 16

Armed with a backpack full of Pop-tarts and a hunger to tackle climate change, Priya and Lou, embark on a covert expedition into the wild....

The Bubble Show
The Bubble Show
Apr 15

THE BUBBLE SHOWJOIN MR. BUBBLES WITH HIS EXTRAORDINARY SOAP BUBBLES IN ALL SHAPES AND SIZES! The Bubble Show is a unique blend of magic, storytelling, science and...

Dinosaurs & All that Rubbish
Dinosaurs & All that Rubbish
Apr 13 – Apr 14, 2023

DINOSAURS AND ALL THAT RUBBISHOne small step for man, one giant pile of rubbish left behind!Man’s dream to reach the stars leaves the world in...

The King of Nothing
The King of Nothing
Apr 12

King Reginald, ruler of the Kingdom of Fa La La, likes to keep in style…Closely advised by Bernard the Keep of the Royal Cardigans and...

The Little Mermaid
The Little Mermaid
Apr 9 – Apr 10, 2023

THE LITTLE MERMAIDAn Underwater Musical Adventure!It’s time to make a splash and join Ariel; her father, King of the Seven Seas; Ursula, the evil sea witch, and a whole...

Curious Investigators
Curious Investigators
Apr 8

CURIOUS INVESTIGATORSScribble and Clipboard have a job to do: sort the recycling.But Scribble keeps finding new things to investigate. When she discovers a mysterious egg...

Goldilocks & The Three Bears
Goldilocks & The Three Bears
Apr 7

Roll up! Roll up! Join us for ‘The Greatest Show On Earth’ as KD Theatre Productions & Harlow Playhouse present their brand new production ‘Goldilocksand...

Animals
Animals
Apr 6

ANIMALS!The animals are gathering. But one species hasn’t turned up, and it’s the species which has been causing all the trouble.Something’s got to be done,...

Animals
Animals
Apr 6

ANIMALS!The animals are gathering. But one species hasn’t turned up, and it’s the species which has been causing all the trouble.Something’s got to be done,...

BREATHE
BREATHE
Apr 4

An extraordinary journey through a busy forestExperience a story told from the perspective of an acorn; the hectic forest floor, thrumming underworlds, and dazzling heights...

Fireman Sam
Fireman Sam
Apr 2

When all of his friends go away, Norman Price decides to find adventure in Pontypandy…Norman becomes the star of a visiting circus. But with a tiger...

Pinocchio
Pinocchio
Apr 2

Steve Tiplady, as Geppetto, uses the objects of a carpenter’s workshop to tell the tale of the puppet that wants to be a real boy, and...

Ministry of Science Live!
Ministry of Science Live!
Apr 1

SCIENCE SAVED THE WORLDThis year saw Science lead the way in getting our lives back to normal. Now, the UK’s favourite science team are back...

When We Died
When We Died
Apr 1

He’s dead, and it’s her job to prepare and present his body for his family’s final goodbye. She often imagines what each person’s life was like....

We Are What We Overcome
We Are What We Overcome
Mar 31

WE ARE WHAT WE OVERCOMEBy Matt McGuinnessCombining upbeat original music with thought provoking comedy and stories, We Are What We Overcome is one man’s journey to good mental health via a very...

We Are What We Overcome
We Are What We Overcome
Mar 31

WE ARE WHAT WE OVERCOMEBy Matt McGuinnessCombining upbeat original music with thought provoking comedy and stories, We Are What We Overcome is one man’s journey to good mental health via a very...

Pepper & Honey
Pepper & Honey
Apr 30 – Mar 30, 2023

So, what is “home”? That’s the question Ana, a young Croatian woman, poses as she settles in the UK.Ana has been on a journey. Croatian...

Four Freaks From Iowa
Four Freaks From Iowa
Mar 22 – Mar 25, 2023

FOUR FREAKS FROM IOWABY STUART MITCHELL-SMITHIn 1893, four sisters from a farm in Iowa embarked on a journey that would lead to them becoming the highest...

Seussical
Seussical
Mar 22 – Mar 24, 2023

SEUSSICALBASED ON THE WORKS OF DR. SEUSSSeussical is a fantastical, magical, musical extravaganza. All our favourite Dr.Seuss characters are lovingly brought to life.The Cat in the Hat tells the story of Horton who...

White Rabbit Red Rabbit
White Rabbit Red Rabbit
Mar 11 – Mar 15, 2023

Will you participate? Will you be manipulated? Will you listen? Will you really listen?With no rehearsals, no director, a different actor each night, and a script waiting in a...

A Vampire Story
A Vampire Story
Mar 9 – Mar 11, 2023

A VAMPIRE STORYBY MOIRA BUFFINI“People will believe the most fabulous tale you can tell.  It’s the one they secretly long for.  It must be unprovable,...

For a Brief Moment & Never Again Since
For a Brief Moment & Never Again Since
Mar 9 – Mar 10, 2023

FOR A BRIEF MOMENT AND NEVER AGAIN SINCEThey call him a monster. They call her his wife.Owen and Sarah haven’t seen each other in two...

(In) Good Spirits
(In) Good Spirits
Mar 5

(IN) GOOD SPIRITSNo later than 1990, though somewhere outside of time, four unknowing spirits occupy a derelict stately home somewhere in England.Each day is like...

The Good Women
The Good Women
Mar 3 – Mar 4, 2023

THE GOOD WOMENIt’s the 1960s, the world is changing.Protesters take the streets for equality and against the Vietnam war, hippies celebrate free love and a...

Fox
Fox
Mar 1 – Mar 2, 2023

FOXThey call me Mum. Everyone calls me Mum now. Or Mummy. I had a name before. Where did that go?Inspired by true events, Katie Guicciardi’s Fox is...

Rock N Roll
Rock "N" Roll
Feb 28 – Mar 2, 2023

ROCK ‘N’ ROLLBY TOM STOPPARDWith razor sharp wit and humanity, Rock ‘n’ Roll catapults us into the wild months of the Prague uprising of 1968.  It races through the years that follow, as future generations fight...

Scissors
Scissors
Feb 18 – Feb 21, 2023

SCISSORSBY CHRIS BUSHA former rock star inherits a derelict factory in Sheffield and wants to turn it into a thriving music venue. No, wait: her...

The Ragged Trousered Philanthropists
The Ragged Trousered Philanthropists
Feb 15 – Feb 18, 2023

THE RAGGED TROUSERED PHILANTHROPISTSAdapted by Neil Gore from the book by Robert Tressell, directed by Louise TownsendNeil Gore, presents a one-person version of the classic novel by Robert...

Tweedy's Musical Mayhem
Tweedy's Musical Mayhem
Feb 12

TWEEDY’S MUSICAL MAYHEMTWEEDY-the comedy and slapstick legend and star of Gifford’s Circus, Cirque Berserk and the Cheltenham Everyman pantomime returns in a brand new show!Tweedy...

Robin Hood
Robin Hood
Nov 18 – Jan 8, 2023

Following our 2019 Offie Award winning Sleeping Beauty and our 2021 nomination for The Queen Of Hearts, Robin Hood will once again see the return...

A Christmas Carol
A Christmas Carol
Dec 12 – Dec 19, 2022

Mr CHARLES DICKENS presents A CHRISTMAS CAROL After sold out shows in 2019, European Arts Company returns to Greenwich Theatre with A Christmas Carol as...

These Hills are Ours
These Hills are Ours
Dec 6

THESE HILLS ARE OURSCo-commissioned by Leeds Playhouse, Beaford Arts, Eden Project, Lancaster Arts and Shoreditch Town Hall with support from arts depot Do you ever...

Lucy Cooke - B*tch
Lucy Cooke - B*tch
Nov 6

What does it mean to be female? Mother, carer, the weaker sex? Think again.Whether investigating murderous meerkat mothers, same-sex female albatross couples, philandering female monkeys,...

There's A Rang-Tan in My Bedroom
There's A Rang-Tan in My Bedroom
Nov 4 – Nov 5, 2022

Imagine waking up to find a turtle bathing in your bathtub, an orangutan bouncing on your bed and a jaguar creeping through your kitchen! But...

The Bobby Kennedy Experience
The Bobby Kennedy Experience
Nov 4

The Bobby Kennedy Experience studies the life of the most famous man never to become President.Robert Francis Kennedy, or Bobby as he was affectionately known,...

We're Going On A Bear Hunt
We're Going On A Bear Hunt
Oct 26 – Oct 30, 2022

Were going on a bear hunt. Were going to catch a big one. What a beautiful day! Were not scared.Following hugely successful runs at Little...

Is That A Bolt In Your Neck?
Is That A Bolt In Your Neck?
Oct 24

A castle looms dark and foreboding over a small mountain village. Inside, Dr Chekhov, the brilliant and reclusive scientist, works in secret.Having previously thrilled audiences...

Are You As Nervous As I Am?
Are You As Nervous As I Am?
Oct 1 – Oct 22, 2022

A NEW BRITISH MUSICAL BY SIMON SPENCEROur story follows the journey of two sisters Peggy and Janet in their search for happiness. Fighting against their...

UNKNOWN
UNKNOWN
Oct 18 – Oct 22, 2022

The Big Issue & RoughHouse Theatre present Unknown, A Play About Homelessness by Dougie Blaxland*From the creative team that won the National Campaign for the...

Voices from Windrush
Voices from Windrush
Sep 25

VOICES FROM WINDRUSH Civic Award Winning Arts Charity, Global Fusion Music & Arts bring a unique production ‘Voices From Windrush’ to Greenwich Theatre. It focusses...

Sherlock Holmes: The Valley of Fear
Sherlock Holmes: The Valley of Fear
Sep 21 – Sep 24, 2022

Presented by Blackeyed Theatre, in association with South Hill Parkby Sir Arthur Conan DoyleAdapted for the stage by Nick Lane It is the Valley of...

IGOR KWIATKOWSKI – PÓŁ GENIUSZ, PÓŁ KRETYN
IGOR KWIATKOWSKI – PÓŁ GENIUSZ, PÓŁ KRETYN
Sep 18

Igor Kwiatkowski, unmatched in his imagination and parody skills.He has been surprising for years with new stage creations. First, in the Paranienormalni cabaret, then for...

TIGER LADY
TIGER LADY
Sep 17

TIGER LADYA STORY OF GRIT, LOVE AND DANGER.Welcome Ladies and Gentleman to a true tale of excitement, danger and claws!Mabel Stark the queen of the...

It's a Motherf***king Pleasure
It's a Motherf***king Pleasure
Sep 14 – Sep 15, 2022

Blindness isnt sexyyet.Megalomaniac Blind talent manager Tim wants to rebrand disability. Is ambitious but nave Blind influencer Ross his golden ticket? Expect glittered-up canes, Blind...

As You Like It
As You Like It
Sep 11

Dreaming of an escape to the country?Complete with an original folk-rock score performed live by the actors themselves, the Jupiter Theatre company invites you to...

Baby Bear (0-18 Months)
Baby Bear (0-18 Months)
Sep 10 – Sep 11, 2022

BABY BEAR FOR 0-18 MTHSJoin Baby Bear as she explores nature and wildlife in an uplifting, beautiful and comical theatre production.Baby Bear doesnt want to...

Baby Bear (18 Months+)
Baby Bear (18 Months+)
Sep 10 – Sep 11, 2022

BABY BEAR FOR 18MTHS+Join Baby Bear as she explores nature and wildlife in an uplifting, beautiful and comical theatre production.Baby Bear doesnt want to venture...

Treasure Island
Treasure Island
Aug 19 – Sep 6, 2022

Greenwich Theatre presents Treasure Island By Le Navet Bete and John Nicholson, Directed by James HaddrellOrphaned teenager Jim Hawkins, left in the careless care of...

An Intervention by Mike Bartlett
An Intervention by Mike Bartlett
Jul 22 – Aug 13, 2022

Greenwich Theatre presents An Intervention by Mike Bartlett, Directed by James HaddrellTheyve always been best friends. Well, friends anyway. Do grown-ups really have best friends?...

Greenwich Theatre 50th Anniversary GALA Night
Greenwich Theatre 50th Anniversary GALA Night
Aug 13

Greenwich Theatre are delighted to present, our belated 50th Anniversary Gala Night!Like so many we missed a birthday during covid, actually a few including a...

The Very Hungry Caterpillar
The Very Hungry Caterpillar
Aug 8 – Aug 9, 2022

THE VERY HUNGRY CATERPILLARFOUR TIMELESS STORIES BROUGHT TO LIFE IN ONE DELIGHTFUL SHOW.Dive into Eric Carles bright and colourful world as his beloved stories are...

Catch That Beast
Catch That Beast
Aug 5 – Aug 6, 2022

Catch That Beast! is a magical, deliciously silly show exploring how we interact with wild things.Directed by award winning director Nel Crouch, also of The...

COMEDY CLUB FOR KIDS
COMEDY CLUB FOR KIDS
Jul 17

Just like a normal comedy club but kids are allowed in!Since 2005, the Comedy Club 4 Kids has been getting the best stand-ups, sketch acts...

Impromptu Shakespeare
Impromptu Shakespeare
Jul 17

IMPROMPTU SHAKESPEARESad that Shakespeare hasnt written anything new for over 400 years? Well, hold onto your doublets, ruffs and trunk hose. The Bard is back!With...

Impromptu Shakespeare
Impromptu Shakespeare
Jul 17

IMPROMPTU SHAKESPEARESad that Shakespeare hasnt written anything new for over 400 years? Well, hold onto your doublets, ruffs and trunk hose. The Bard is back!With...

The Man who Thought He Knew Too Much
The Man who Thought He Knew Too Much
Jul 16

THE MAN WHO THOUGHT HE KNEW TOO MUCHBy Voloz CollectiveWes Anderson meets Hitchcock meets Spaghetti Western in this multi-award-winning, intercontinental, inter-genre, cinematic caper of accusations,...

The Tiger Who Came to Tea
The Tiger Who Came to Tea
Jun 25 – Jun 26, 2022

THE TIGER WHO CAME TO TEAA MUSICAL PLAY ADAPTED AND DIRECTED BY DAVID WOOD BASED ON THE BOOK BY JUDITH KERRDirect from the West End,...

The Slow Songs Make Me Sad
The Slow Songs Make Me Sad
Jun 25

A rollicking night of cabaret storytelling about post-natal depression??!!Ten years ago, Chloe started writing a show. It was RAZAMATAZZ. It had a clown, and songs,...

Dido
Dido
Jun 17 – Jun 19, 2022

An ancient feud, two powers at war, a surprise arrival how will Didos story end?Carthage is divided between the powerful Queen Dido and her nemesis...

Win a Few, Lose a Few Book Launch
Win a Few, Lose a Few Book Launch
Jun 15

Join us at Greenwich Theatre for the book launch of Sir Bob Scotts memoir: Win a Few, Lose a FewIn the intimate surroundings of our...

Graeme Hall: The Dogfather Live on Stage
Graeme Hall: The Dogfather Live on Stage
Jun 13

GRAEME HALL THE DOGFATHER LIVE ON STAGEThe hugely popular and accomplished Graeme Hall (Channel 5s Dogs Behaving (very) badly) is bringing his wisdom, charm and...

NOTFLIX THE IMPROVISED MUSICAL
NOTFLIX THE IMPROVISED MUSICAL
Jun 11

The Spice Girls of improv return with their five star, sell-out, totally improvised musical comedy Notflix. Inspired by audience suggestions the all-female cast improvise the...

Christine Bovill : Paris
Christine Bovill : Paris
Jun 9

Paris, written and performed by Christine BovillWhat do Autumn Leaves, What Now, My Love? and My Way all have in Common? They all began life...

OFFSIDE
OFFSIDE
Jun 6

Heart thumping with oxygenised blood,adrenalin flooding every little bit of meand every little bit of meis every little bit of the field in front of...

The Kiss That Missed
The Kiss That Missed
Jun 2 – Jun 3, 2022

The Little Princes goodnight kiss has gone missing. Its escaped into the forest where it has no business to be, so the brave and fearless...

A Room of One's Own
A Room of One's Own
May 27 – May 28, 2022

By Virginia Woolf The award-winning creators of Christmas Gothic, Female Gothic, Austens Women, and I, Elizabeth return with a twenty-first century take on Virginia Woolfs...

COLL!DE FESTIVAL 2022
COLL!DE FESTIVAL 2022
May 13

THE UNIVERSITY OF EAST LONDONS BA (HONS) DANCE: URBAN PRACTICE DEGREE COURSE IS PROUD TO PRESENT THEIR 13TH YEAR ANNUAL COLL!DEThe event showcases the high...

Vixen
Vixen
May 10 – May 11, 2022

The award-winning Travelling Light presents Vixen, an original story by Matt Grinter about a young girl who is turning into a fox.Saffi is 11 and...

Chris & Sons : Founders Tour
Chris & Sons : Founders Tour
May 8

Join the founders of LV3 and special guests for the barbering seminar of lifetime!@CHRISANDSONSUK X @LV3PRO@AROD23PR @JAYNOURI @MARKGAYE_ @CAL_NEWSOME @R.BRAIDExpect to leave this masterclass with...

Superstition Mountain
Superstition Mountain
May 5 – May 7, 2022

The three Gunwallow brothers from St Day are in a bit of bother. Slims scrapyard business has gone pear-shaped, while Dwayne owes money to some...

Shake The City
Shake The City
Apr 26 – Apr 28, 2022

Based on the clothworkers strike in Leeds, 1970. Join the extraordinary Women of Harehills to celebrate their quirks, pain and triumphs and stand with them...

The Strange Case of Dr Jekyll & Mr Hyde
The Strange Case of Dr Jekyll & Mr Hyde
Apr 19 – Apr 23, 2022

THE STRANGE CASE OF DR. JEKYLL & MR. HYDENick Lanes thrilling adaptation of Robert Louis Stevensons dark psychological fantasy, The Strange Case of Dr Jekyll...

Margo & Mr Whatsit
Margo & Mr Whatsit
Apr 15 – Apr 16, 2022

Do you have an imaginary friend? A little piece of mischief only you can see?Sophias imaginary friend is called Mr. Whatsit. No matter where Sophia...

The Gruffalo
The Gruffalo
Apr 13 – Apr 14, 2022

THE GRUFFALOJoin Mouse on a daring adventure through the deep, dark wood in Tall Stories magical, musical adaptation of the classic picture book by Julia...

Meet Me A Tree
Meet Me A Tree
Apr 7

Let me meet you a tree. What can you see beneath the blue sky as summer floats by?Meet me a Tree is an interactive first...

Impromptu Shakespeare
Impromptu Shakespeare
Apr 3

IMPROMPTU SHAKESPEARESad that Shakespeare hasnt written anything new for over 400 years? Well, hold onto your doublets, ruffs and trunk hose. The Bard is back!With...

ALARMS AND EXCURSIONS
ALARMS AND EXCURSIONS
Mar 9 – Mar 26, 2022

Michael Frayns Alarms and Excursions takes a hilarious look at societys tortuous relationship with modern technology. Exposing how comically baffling new fangled machinery can be...

Harry Wright Smalltown Boy
Harry Wright Smalltown Boy
Mar 10

A celebration of queerness and not fitting in.Harry explores their autism and their sexuality, and how these intersect with their class identity, growing up in...

PIAF by Christine Bovill
PIAF by Christine Bovill
Mar 6

There is always one moment in childhood when the door opens and lets the future in. Graham GreeneChristine threads her remarkable journey in the world...

 SOUTH LONDON PLAYERS AT GREENWICH THEATRE
SOUTH LONDON PLAYERS AT GREENWICH THEATRE
Mar 3 – Mar 5, 2022

The subject matter of each individual short play is deliberately diverse with their ensemble of performers taking on a number of roles on and off...

FRANKENSTEIN
FRANKENSTEIN
Mar 1 – Mar 5, 2022

Geneva. 1816. Victor Frankenstein obsesses in the pursuit of natures secret, the elixir of life itself. But nothing can prepare him for what he creates....

 THE SNOW BEAST
THE SNOW BEAST
Feb 26 – Feb 27, 2022

Desperate to pass her Final Exams, Faina sets off on a perilous expedition to find the legendary Snow Beast. With help from her owl assistant...

JARMAN
JARMAN
Jan 31

A mighty spirit is about to reawaken. Yours.Derek Jarman: film-maker, painter, gardener at Prospect Cottage, activist, writerhis influence remains as strong as it was on...

THE 2PERCENT: LIVE
THE 2PERCENT: LIVE
Jan 29

If you remember with happy nostalgia, the Two-Tone era of the early-eighties, or perhaps the Ska and Bluebeat vibes, imported from Jamaica and blasted out...

UBU
UBU
Jan 18

SOME PEOPLE WOULD SAY THAT UBU DID TERRIBLE, BLOODEROUS THINGSBehold the tale of UBU! He likes power so much he refuses to give it back.UBU!...

THE GRUFFALO
THE GRUFFALO
Apr 13 – Jan 15, 2022

Searching for hazelnuts, Mouse meets the cunning Fox, the eccentric old Owl and the high-spirited Snake. Will the story of the terrifying Gruffalo save Mouse...

THE QUEEN OF HEARTS
THE QUEEN OF HEARTS
Nov 19 – Jan 2, 2022

We are delighted to announce the triumphant return of the Greenwich Theatre pantomime. The Queen of Hearts will see the fantastic return of writer, director...

A CHRISTMAS CAROL
A CHRISTMAS CAROL
Dec 6 – Dec 13, 2021

Mr CHARLES DICKENS presents A CHRISTMAS CAROL After sold out shows in 2019, European Arts Company returns to Greenwich Theatre with A Christmas Carol as...

Mark Butcher and the Allusions: Live!
Mark Butcher and the Allusions: Live!
Nov 21

From silly mid-on or silly mid-off. From bat and pad or a leading edge. You can gratefully catch Mark Butcher and his band in the...

NOT LADY CHATTERLY'S LOVER
NOT LADY CHATTERLY'S LOVER
Nov 1

Lady Chatterley welcomes her husband, Clifford, home from a war that has left the world in tatters. And sadly, nothing feels the same as he...

INTO BATTLE
INTO BATTLE
Oct 26 – Oct 31, 2021

The greatest danger to the British people is not among the enormous fleets and armies of Europe. No. It is here in our midst, close...

ARISE: LEGACY AND HOPE CONCERT
ARISE: LEGACY AND HOPE CONCERT
Oct 1 – Oct 2, 2021

Join Pegasus Opera on a musical voyage as we celebrate Black History Month. Enjoy the rich sounds of opera and song as we journey through...

UNKNOWN
UNKNOWN
Sep 28 – Sep 30, 2021

A Play About Homelessness by Dougie Blaxland Intimate, extremely moving and wonderful performances.Listed as a readers favourite theatre of 2020 byThe GuardianHarrowing stories eloquently told...

ROCK ‘N’ ROLL POLITICS WITH STEVE RICHARDS
ROCK ‘N’ ROLL POLITICS WITH STEVE RICHARDS
Sep 12

We are delighted to welcome the return of Steve Richards to Greenwich Theatre with his Rock N Roll Politics Show.Could there be a better time...

PINOCCHIO
PINOCCHIO
Aug 8 – Sep 5, 2021

Adapted by Anthony Clark from the novel by Carlo CollodiDirected by James HaddrellWhen a childrens game of hide-and-seek leads to the discovery of a talking...

THE WOLVES OF WILLOUGHBY CHASE
THE WOLVES OF WILLOUGHBY CHASE
Aug 5 – Sep 5, 2021

A thrilling adventure set in an alternative history of England, The Wolves of Willoughby Chase tells the story of two brave and determined girls as...

THE ADVENTURES OF BO PEEP
THE ADVENTURES OF BO PEEP
Aug 19 – Aug 21, 2021

Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep,And cant fall asleep without them!Watch the adventures of Bo Peep unravel as she tries to rescue her woolly...

ROCK ‘N’ ROLL POLITICS WITH STEVE RICHARDS
ROCK ‘N’ ROLL POLITICS WITH STEVE RICHARDS
Jul 18

We are delighted to welcome the return of Steve Richards to Greenwich Theatre with his Rock N Roll Politics Show.Could there be a better time...

THE SNAIL AND THE WHALE
THE SNAIL AND THE WHALE
Jul 17 – Jul 18, 2021

Join an adventurous young girl and her seafaring father as they reimagine the story of a tiny snails incredible trip around the world, inspired by...

QUENTIN CRISP: NAKED HOPE
QUENTIN CRISP: NAKED HOPE
Jul 10 – Jul 11, 2021

From a conventional upbringing to global notoriety via The Naked Civil Servant, Quentin Crisp was one of the most memorable figures of the twentieth century....

Bad Nights and Odd Days
Bad Nights and Odd Days
Jun 23 – Jul 10, 2021

THREE SHORT PLAYS BYCARYL CHURCHILLABORTIVE, SEAGULLS, THREE MORE SLEEPLESS NIGHTSDirected by James HaddrellFeaturing Paul McGannCelebrating 50 years since Caryl Churchills short play Abortive was broadcast...

COMEDY CLUB 4 KIDS
COMEDY CLUB 4 KIDS
Jul 10

Once again, the best comedians from the UK and international circuit head to the Greenwich Theatre stage to do what they do best but without...

THE RUNNER: A WORK-IN-PROGRESS
THE RUNNER: A WORK-IN-PROGRESS
Jul 9

On a moonlit road, a lone woman is running.Throughout history, hundreds of women are running too.This two person dark thriller part storytelling, part live theatre...

A PATTERN OF BAD BEHAVIOUR
A PATTERN OF BAD BEHAVIOUR
Jul 4

Youre a bad influence And youre a bit you know weirdTwo strangers stand in an office car park. They fight. Then they go for dinner.A...

HURRICANE MICHAEL
HURRICANE MICHAEL
Jun 19 – Jun 20, 2021

On the 15th October 1987, the absent-father of all storms was about to vent apocalyptic fury upon the south-east corner of the Kingdom of United....

JUST AN ORDINARY LAWYER
JUST AN ORDINARY LAWYER
Jun 13

The British Empire was trying desperately to hold on to its colonial possessions by any means and the foul would often override the fair.Nigerian Tunji...

CALL MR.ROBESON
CALL MR.ROBESON
Jun 12

They say Im meddling in the foreign affairs of the United States Government. Now, thats too bad, cause Im going to have to continue to...

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