Written & performed by Oscar Brudenall-Jones ‘Yes, he's in a celebrations tub. No, he's not in with the bounties.’ Aaron, an unemployed entertainer, has stolen his dad's ashes and hidden them in a tub of chocolates. As he journeys toward St. Ives to scatter them, we discover the reasons behind his theft, and witness a suspenseful chase with the police hot on his heels. Written and performed by Oscar Brudenall-Jones and directed by Esalan Gates (5-star, BroadwayWorld UK Nominee – Best New Production), this dark comedy explores grief in a post-pandemic world, as well as sperm bank strikes and why you shouldn't lose your rag at an old person. Produced by To The Tooth Theatre, this is comedy with a bite.
The Signalman (12/10/25-1/1/26)
Mirror Up Presents: Reflections (1/11/26-1/12/26)
Daniel Moore’s Definitive Guide to Failure-Free Living (2/3/26-2/7/26)
Brazen Hodgepodge (2/24/26-2/28/26)
The Tunnel to Hell (or How Not to Live on the Thames) (3/10/26-3/14/26)
Funeral Teeth (6/4/26-6/6/26)
Drayton Arms Theatre is at Drayton Arms Pub & Theatre, 153 Old Brompton Road, London, SW5 0 LJ, London.
Q.E.D. (12/2/25-12/6/25)
Sister Nativity (12/2/25-12/6/25)
Doughnut Drive (11/25/25-11/29/25)
Clown Funeral Collective: Fires (11/23/25-11/24/25)
The Great British Lock-In (11/18/25-11/22/25)
Diaspora Inferno: From My Grandmother's Kitchen (11/11/25-11/15/25)
Mirror Speeches (11/9/25-11/10/25)
Storms, Maybe Snow (11/4/25-11/8/25)
Tables Turned (11/2/25-11/3/25)
Felixxx (10/29/25-10/30/25)