YOU SAY TOMATO, I SAY SHUT UP! Extends at CLO Cabaret
Due to popular demand, You Say Tomato, I Say Shut Up! has been extended at the CLO Cabaret through May 12. The show was previously scheduled to close on May 5. Tickets for all remaining performances are now on sale.
About the Show
A 21st century love story where "Happily Ever After" meets "It's Complicated"
From seductive young lovers to reluctant Facebook friends, Annabelle and Jeff have 10 years of marriage under their belts when they encounter the question all married couples face - "Where would we be without Pinot Noir?"
In this 75-minute tour de force You Say Tomato, I Say Shut Up! takes a humorous look at a relationship that seemed doomed by opposing personalities from the start. After trials and tribulations they learn to navigate the conflicts that come with romance, money, and children by embracing each other's differences, taking on parenting as a competitive sport, and dropping out of couple's therapy. Their delightfully crazy lifestyle has managed to keep their relationship intact, upending every idea you ever had about living "happily ever after." PG-13, Some adult content.
Performance Schedule
Wednesdays
7:30pm
Thursdays
1:00pm* & 7:30pm
Fridays
7:30pm
Saturdays
2:00pm & 7:30pm
Sundays
2:00pm
*With optional buffet at the CLO Cabaret on April 25
Tickets
Tickets range from $34.75-$44.75 and will be available online at CLOCabaret.com, by calling 412-456-6666 or at the Box Office at Theater Square. Groups of 10 or more can call the Group Sales Hotline at 412-325-1582 to learn more about special discounts, priority seating and corporate discounts. Visit pittsburghCLO.org for more information.
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