Horse Trade Presents BEACHES 2: ON THE JOB!!!

Beaches 2 is a sketch comedy group, and they have a monthly comedy show! This month Beaches 2 give up their dream of "making it" and get a real job. Beaches 2: On the Job will take a humorous look at the mind-numbing day-to-day drudgery of work as you patiently wait for the cold embrace of death. Free 401Ks for all audience members!! Beaches 2: On the Job, presented by Horse Trade Theater Group and Beaches 2, will play at Under St Marks Theater (94 St. Marks Place between 1st and A) Wednesday, June 22 @ 9:00PM. Tickets ($5) are available at the door. They serve beer!

Beaches 2: Sketch Comedy for Best Friends.
Every fourth Wednesday of the month Beaches 2 will bring you a brand new hour-long sketch comedy show! Each month they choose a theme and write one million of jokes on that topic. Past topics include farts, the holidays, John Travolta, getting dumped, pageants, After-school Specials, and JonBenet Ramsey.

Lindsay Naas (Dancer/ Comedienne/ Roustabout) Lindsay Naas is an all-around kinda gal. She likes to dabble in most things stage-related, specifically things involving glitter and/or gays. You can catch her on the go-go box on June 24 at Choice C*nts Pride Party (Santos Party House, 11pm-?) or go see her the next morning doing Burlesque hungover--June 25 at ilili (236 5th Ave) for their midday Pride Parade Party! When she isn't dancing, singing, acting, or reacting she is busy braiding her cat's hair.

MEET BEACHES 2:

Tanya O'Debra is an art-doer. Her play Radio Star was nominated for three New York Innovative Theatre Awards: Outstanding Full Length Script, Outstanding Actress in a Leading Role and Outstanding Original Music. Radio Star ran at the Edinburgh & Orlando Fringe Festivals, The Red Room, Ars Nova, and is published by Original Works. Miss O'Debra is the reigning Miss Fag Hag 2010. Formerly of comedic twin sister act, The O'Debra Twins, Miss O'Debra was the co-host of the popular open mic SHOW AND TELL at The Bowery Poetry Club for five years. Miss O'Debra was the co-writer, co-director, and a cast member of Fuck You or Dead Pee-holes; an American Tale in 13 Acts, which won the top award at Fringe NYC. She plays Patrice O'Debra in Straight Up Vampire, a perennial favorite at Joe's Pub. Miss O'Debra recently starred as the Evil Queen in the New Acting Company's production of Snow White. Creep on her at www.tanyaodebra.com "There can be no doubting O'Debra's talent: she's got a vocal arsenal that puts Saturday Night Live's Kristin Wiig to shame." - NY Press

Mary Crosbie is from Canada. She loves cats more than some people. She has done many commercials, one time with Martin Scorsese, another time with Danica Patrick. She has been doing comedy for many years. She does a cable access show in Manhattan called "the Moe and Mary Show" every Friday at 6. Mary loves life!

Bob and Tobly McSmith are two disease-carrying monkeys that should probably be quarantined. Formerly going by the name Skrit Steak and The English Mufkins they have been nominated for a cornucopia of honors including: Class Favorite (Tobly, 5th Grade), Class Masturbator (Bob, 1st-12th Grade), and most recently: Most Likely to Be Arrested on a Playground. Their debut album Prostitute Sauce was called "The deranged ramblings of mental patients"-Hussie Skunk Radio and "Not as bad as it could have been"-Tobly's Mom. Bob and Tobly wrote and directed two "successful" off-Broadway "plays" based on TV's Saved by the Bell (BAYSIDE! THE UNMUSICAL! And BAYSIDE 2! ELECTRIC SCREECHIO!) which Michael Musto called "The Best Off Broadway Production of Saved By The Bell" They are the founders of the First Annual (and only) Phuck the Phringe Phestival and do not like to be touched. Bob and Tobly have one cat that has been dead for two years and are webmasters of the rarely updated and highly offensive: prettyponyparty.com.

Horse Trade Theater Group is a self-sustaining theater development group; with a focus on new work, it has produced a massive quantity of stimulating downtown theater. Horse Trade's Resident Artist Program offers a home to a select group of Independent Theater artists, pooling together a great deal of talent and energy. It is also the home of FRIGID New York - the first and only festival of its kind in New York City.

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