Late Night With David Letterman Top Ten List of 10/11

By: Oct. 12, 2011
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THE "LATE SHOW" TOP TEN - From the home office in Wahoo, Nebraska...

"Little-Known Facts About Herman Cain"

[As presented on the Tuesday, Oct. 11 broadcast of the LATE SHOW with DAVID LETTERMAN, seen weeknights (11:35 PM12:37 AM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.]

10. Spends free time pepper-spraying Wall Street protestors.

9. Wants to add the inventor of the calzone to Mount Rushmore.

8. Had no idea Newt Gingrich was running for President.

7. Ends every conversation with a, "You know we hold record for jumping jacks."

6. Oil he uses for pizzas, same stuff Romney puts in his hair.

5. He's the last remaining person on Earth named "Herman."

4. Secretly funneled cash to Pepsi during the 1980s cola wars.

3. Once arrested for "dating" uncooked pizza dough.

2. Candidate most frequently hit on by Marcus Bachmann.

1. Chris Christie wants to be his running mate just for the free pizza.

The LATE SHOW with DAVID LETTERMAN is a presentation of Worldwide Pants Incorporated. Barbara Gaines, Matt Roberts, Jude Brennan, Maria Pope, Eric Stangel, Justin Stangel and Rob Burnett are the executive producers.

 


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