LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS Monologue Highlights - 6/26

LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS Monologue Highlights - 6/26

Below, check out monologue highlights from last night's "Late Night with Seth Meyers" on NBC.

Congratulations to the San Antonio Spurs! The Spurs are NBA champions after defeating the Miami Heat in 5 games. The Spurs celebrated today by treating themselves to an Extra long practice.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West this week turned down 11 million dollars for the rights to publish their wedding pictures. Which can only mean one thing, someone offered them 12 million dollars.

This week the FDA approved human testing of bananas that are engineered to have higher vitamin content. Said monkeys, "HEY!! ...The ONE time we want to be tested on..."

A new study shows that men who carry their cellphone in their pocket have a sperm count nearly 10 percent lower than those who don't. While men who keep their cell phone on a belt clip don't need to worry about it.

Over the weekend Starbucks announced a new program that will pay employees to take online classes at Arizona State. Said Starbucks employees, "We already went there. That's why we work at Starbucks."


Beloved "Saturday Night Live" personality - and the longest serving "anchor" on the show's wildly popular "Weekend Update" - Seth Meyers takes over as host of NBC's "Late Night," home to A-list celebrity guests, memorable comedy and the best in musical talent.

As the Emmy-winning head writer for SNL, Seth has established a reputation for his sharp wit and perfectly timed comedy and has gained fame for his spot-on impersonations, unique characters and hilarious spoofing of topical news. Seth takes his departure from SNL to his new post at "Late Night" as Jimmy Fallon moves to "The Tonight Show."

From Emmy-winning executive producer Lorne Michaels ("Late Night with Jimmy Fallon," "Saturday Night Live") comes the next generation of Late Night jabs, laughs and unforgettable moments on "Late Night with Seth Meyers." One-hour daily show.