LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS Monologue Highlights - 5/18

Below, check out "Late Night with Seth Meyers" monologue highlights from last night's broadcast.

President Obama joined Twitter today with a Tweet that began "Hello, Twitter!" His bio says, "Dad, husband, and President of the United States." Yeah, you don't have to say "Dad," we got that when you tweeted "Hello, Twitter!"

Jeb Bush said recently that he believes apps on the Apple Watch could help Americans better manage their healthcare than Obamacare. So there you go, if you can't afford healthcare, just buy yourself an Apple Watch.

Vladimir Putin reportedly scored eight goals during a hockey game in Sochi this weekend. And the goalie only had one save: his own life.

A Chinese businessman has reportedly spent 8 million dollars to hire a Japanese porn star to be his personal assistant for 15 years. He hired the pornstar after seeing she had work experience as a secretary, teacher, firefighter, cop, school girl, babysitter and Wonder Woman one time.

A couple in Boston was CAUGHT ON CAMERA Friday having oral sex on a subway platform. But in their defense, they had a lot more money in their cup than the guy playing guitar.

About LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS:

Beloved "Saturday Night Live" personality - and the longest serving "anchor" on the show's wildly popular "Weekend Update" - Seth Meyers takes over as host of NBC's "Late Night," home to A-list celebrity guests, memorable comedy and the best in musical talent.

As the Emmy-winning head writer for SNL, Seth has established a reputation for his sharp wit and perfectly timed comedy and has gained fame for his spot-on impersonations, unique characters and hilarious spoofing of topical news. Seth takes his departure from SNL to his new post at "Late Night" as Jimmy Fallon moves to "The Tonight Show."

From Emmy-winning executive producer Lorne Michaels ("Late Night with Jimmy Fallon," "Saturday Night Live") comes the next generation of Late Night jabs, laughs and unforgettable moments on "Late Night with Seth Meyers." One-hour daily show.

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