Below, check out quotables from NBC's 'THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON' January 25 - January 27
Jimmy Fallon Quotables 1.25.16
I want to say thank you to everyone who's here cuz you're a fan of the show - as well as everyone who's just killing time cuz your flight was canceled.
And more than 11 thousand flights were canceled this weekend because of the blizzard. In fact there's so many people waiting around at the airport, they had to open a Chili's THREE.
The blizzard also caused power outages all over the place. In fact, they had blackouts in New Jersey, North Carolina and the Oscars.
I saw that Chris Christie left the campaign trail in New Hampshire to return home to New Jersey to deal with the snowstorm. Of course, what do you expect to happen when you tell Chris Christie there's a large Blizzard waiting for him? "WHERE IS IT?? WHAT FLAVOR IS IT??"
Let's get to some sports here. After winning last night, the Carolina Panthers and Denver Broncos advanced to
SUPER BOWL 50, and Peyton Manning became the oldest quarterback to lead his team to a Super Bowl. In fact Peyton is so old that if he wins and they ask what he's gonna do now, he'll say, (OLD) "I'm going to Ft. Lauderdale!"
That's right, the Broncos beat the Patriots to win the AFC Championship last night, and Tom Brady was sacked four times. In fact Brady was hit so hard, a kid in the stands actually caught one of his Uggs. (Just flew right off of him!)
Here's a little TV news. Shonda Rhimes is set to executive produce a show on
ABC that picks up at the end of Shakespeare's "Romeo and Juliet." So I guess no one at
ABC read the END of "Romeo and Juliet." Yeah, it's called, "Nobody Left."
And finally, an Australian company has developed a new pair of "smart" yoga pants that vibrate when you hold a yoga pose correctly. I guess one man got a pair for his wife - and he hasn't seen her since. (DAD VOICE) "She put on those vibratin' pants and just went down to the rec room on Tuesday."
Jimmy Fallon Quotables 1.26.16
Of course we're just a week away from the Iowa Caucuses, and all the candidates are doing whatever they can to appeal to voters. Donald Trump even went to a church service in Iowa over the weekend. You can tell he doesn't go to church much cuz he was like, (TRUMP) "I really liked the part where they passed me that basket of free money."
And last night,
CNN hosted a Democratic Town Hall, where Hillary Clinton said that if she's elected, she wants to work together with Republicans and even said she'd give them all bear hugs. And by "bear hugs", she means like the ones you saw in "The Revenant." (More like a love-mauling, but way more gruesome.)
And get this. A Canadian engineer designed a plane that can fly passengers from New York to London in 11 minutes using a new technology called LPM or "Long Penetration Mode." I'm not sure which airline will buy the plane, but I think we can rule out Virgin.
Jimmy Fallon Quotables 1.27.16
Yesterday, Donald Trump announced that he's not going to participate in the
Fox News debate tomorrow night. The other candidates are really excited to present their views in a serious, yet respectful manner - which means they haven't been told that nobody is going to watch this one.
Yeah, Trump said that he's not going to the
Fox News debate, because moderator Megyn Kelly is biased against him. And Trump has a right to be scared, because usually when a younger, attractive woman disagrees with him, she ends up taking half his stuff.
But it seems like Trump is still getting plenty of support. In fact, his latest endorsement is from the Balloon Boy, remember the kid whose parents said he floated away in a balloon as a hoax in 2009? Well, Balloon Boy has officially endorsed Donald Trump for president. He was like, "What can I say, I'm prone to getting carried away by hot air."
And over at a town hall in Iowa, a voter asked Hillary Clinton how her views align with the Ten Commandments, and she said that, quote, "in many areas judgment should be left to God." Then God was like, "OK. You really shouldn't have deleted all those emails."
And this is kind of crazy here. I heard that a Great Dane in Nevada named Rocko is now believed to be the world's tallest dog, and he's seven feet tall on his hind legs and weighs 167 pounds. And when you throw a stick, the dog just goes, (TOUGH) "You get it."
