LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS Monologue Highlights - 9/30

Below check out "Late Night with Seth Meyers" monologue highlights from Tuesday, September 30th:

Olympic gold medalist Michael Phelps was arrested early this morning for drunk driving. Police say Phelps aggravated the situation when they tried to give him a breathalyzer and he held his breath for 6 minutes.

It was reported today that the recent security breaches at the White House could cost the director of the Secret Service her job. Luckily, after she's escorted out of the building, it should be pretty easy for her to get back in.

The Bravo Network is under fire after it let go 16 editors on the show SHAHS OF SUNSET after they tried to unionize. Said the editors, who've had to watch every episode of Shahs of Sunset, "no no, we said we wanted to be euthanized."

Scientists in Russia say they have discovered a fish with "human-like teeth." "Hey, put me down!," said Steven Tyler.

It's been announced that a movie based on the video game Tetris will be released. They've got a director, a star, a script - all the pieces are falling into place.

About LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS:

Beloved "Saturday Night Live" personality - and the longest serving "anchor" on the show's wildly popular "Weekend Update" - Seth Meyers takes over as host of NBC's "Late Night," home to A-list celebrity guests, memorable comedy and the best in musical talent.

As the Emmy-winning head writer for SNL, Seth has established a reputation for his sharp wit and perfectly timed comedy and has gained fame for his spot-on impersonations, unique characters and hilarious spoofing of topical news. Seth takes his departure from SNL to his new post at "Late Night" as Jimmy Fallon moves to "The Tonight Show."

From Emmy-winning executive producer Lorne Michaels ("Late Night with Jimmy Fallon," "Saturday Night Live") comes the next generation of Late Night jabs, laughs and unforgettable moments on "Late Night with Seth Meyers." One-hour daily show.