LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS Monologue Highlights - 5/13

Below, check out "Late Night with Seth Meyers" monologue highlights from last night's broadcast.

Despite the fact that he was caught cheating, sales of Tom Brady merchandise have doubled in the wake of Deflategate. That is hard to believe. People are still wearing Uggs?

This weekend, Dr. Oz helped people who were injured in a New Jersey car crash. And thank god he was there, because some of the victims were pretty constipated.

A 94 year old man is graduating from West Virginia University after studying at the school on and off for 75 years. THough I'm guessing mostly "off."

He's graduating from college at the age of 94. Just imagine how awkward it's going to be for the commencement speaker when he says, "You have your whole life ahead of you."

IKEA has recalled pressure-mounted baby gates because children may be able to fall through them. Making customers weigh two equally terrible options: your baby falling through the gate or going back to IKEA.

About LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS:
Beloved "Saturday Night Live" personality - and the longest serving "anchor" on the show's wildly popular "Weekend Update" - Seth Meyers takes over as host of NBC's "Late Night," home to A-list celebrity guests, memorable comedy and the best in musical talent.

As the Emmy-winning head writer for SNL, Seth has established a reputation for his sharp wit and perfectly timed comedy and has gained fame for his spot-on impersonations, unique characters and hilarious spoofing of topical news. Seth takes his departure from SNL to his new post at "Late Night" as Jimmy Fallon moves to "The Tonight Show."

From Emmy-winning executive producer Lorne Michaels ("Late Night with Jimmy Fallon," "Saturday Night Live") comes the next generation of Late Night jabs, laughs and unforgettable moments on "Late Night with Seth Meyers." One-hour daily show.

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