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There's a photo from the Inauguration in which Former President Bill Clinton appears to be checking out Kelly Clarkson. Clinton said, "That's not true, I was checking out Beyonce and Kelly Clarkson got in the way."
Beyonce is remaining silent about charges that she lip-synched the national anthem. However, the charges are being strongly denied by a recording of Beyonce.
Arnold Schwarzenegger has signed on to a new "Terminator" film. Due to his age, this one features the catchphrase, "I'll be back right after 'Wheel of Fortune.'"
A company has come out with a watch that syncs up with your iPhone. The company's CEO said, "Now, all we have to do is explain to iPhone users what a watch is."
In Japan, a senior official is in trouble for saying that, in order to save money, elderly people should, "hurry up and die." Of course, if he loses his job, he has a bright future writing Mother's Day cards.
In Florida, a naked man broke into a home, emptied out the vacuum cleaner and then pleasured himself. In a related story, Dyson has a new spokesman!