Rings

[tazber]

Posted: 1/30/15 at 1:39pm

Yesterday an adorable looking 19-21 bartender was serving drinks at the local pub. She had several pieces of jewelry but she had a earring in her ear. I've seen some dumb rings, but I couldn't help thinking look what you did to your body you little idiot. I'm not a jewelry person, and I have friends and family who have got some dumb rings, some are fine. What are some of the dumbest rings you guys have seen? If you wish to include the best rings feel welcome. I have one relative with a big wican c0ck one.

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 1/30/15 at 1:47pm

Ugh. Why would someone do that to themselves?!

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Posted: 1/30/15 at 1:48pm

My little girl Stefanie Powers would never do that.

[haterobics]

Posted: 1/30/15 at 1:49pm

"Do not let your adorning be external—the braiding of hair and the putting on of gold jewelry, or the clothing you wear" - Peter 3:3

[FishermanBob]

Posted: 1/30/15 at 1:52pm

Visited my cousin yesterday. He was folding some laundry and I volunteered to help him out. HUGE ring around the collar on most of his shirts. What a loser. I would never hire someone who had a ring around their collar.

[haterobics]

Posted: 1/30/15 at 1:54pm

Jeez, you probably wanted to cry when you saw his ring around the collar...

[Jay Lerner-Z]

Posted: 1/30/15 at 1:55pm

I mean, she would be so hot without it. I should be able to drool over whomever I like without this kind of interference. I've a good mind to write my local congressman.

[FishermanBob]

Posted: 1/30/15 at 1:57pm

"Jeez, you probably wanted to cry when you saw his ring around the collar..."

Absolutely, but fortunately I was able to keep it to a few minutes of quiet sobbing.

[haterobics]

Posted: 1/30/15 at 2:00pm

No one is going to hire someone who shows up at an interview with ring around the collar?!

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 1/30/15 at 2:13pm

ESPECIALLY if they're from SOUTH FLORIDA!

[SonofRobbieJ]

Posted: 1/30/15 at 2:24pm

I once did a performance of THE MOUSETRAP while wearing a c*ck ring.

Too much sharing?

[Jane2]

Posted: 1/30/15 at 2:28pm

The ugliest rings I ever saw were around my cousin's eyes. I knew from the yellowish cast that they were probably liver related, possibly from hepatitis. Shame on him. going out like that!

[tazber]

Posted: 1/30/15 at 2:31pm

Too much sharing?

Not enough.

Also: nose rings.

[SonofRobbieJ]

Posted: 1/30/15 at 2:34pm

Fine...I'll tell the story.

I was doing THE MOUSETRAP at a summer theater that was run by a Catholic college. I was like the ONLY gay in the village, and OF COURSE I was playing Christopher Wren. I was invited over to the priests' residence for dinner before the show one night with several of the other actors involved. Clearly, the priests were super uncomfortable with me being there...so, in silent protest, I wore my c*ck ring to the dinner, then through the show. I would then show some of my cast mates right before entrances.

That was an insanely fun summer.

Also: onion rings.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 1/30/15 at 2:38pm

Were there any numbness issues after a fashion?

[SonofRobbieJ]

Posted: 1/30/15 at 2:41pm

It was adjustable, so I could change settings for comfort!

[South Florida]

Posted: 1/30/15 at 2:44pm

Strange, yes this is also true, if you come to me for a job with multiple piercings all over your face, job denied.

[NYadgal]

Posted: 1/30/15 at 2:47pm

Also: onion rings.

LOLOLOL!

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 1/30/15 at 2:48pm

Where the hell does South Florida work?

Oh, right. South Florida.

[tazber]

Posted: 1/30/15 at 2:58pm

The is only ONE ring

[SonofRobbieJ]

Posted: 1/30/15 at 2:59pm

That's just precious.

[tazber]

Posted: 1/30/15 at 3:01pm

I still laugh at that every time.

[SonofRobbieJ]

Posted: 1/30/15 at 3:06pm

That and my niece's school photo are the only pics I have at my desk.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 1/30/15 at 3:11pm

I only wear very masculine jewelry, of the type sold by Reichen Lehmkuhl.

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Posted: 1/30/15 at 3:21pm

Reichen looks better than he ever has in that pic!