FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
#1FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/31/14 at 7:57am
This an interactive joke, so have a piece of paper and pen handy.
A blonde woman walks into an auto parts store and the parts man asks how she is doing and what can he do for her. She replies, "Fine, I need a seven-ten cap for my car." The man asks," A seven-ten cap? Where does it go, I've never heard of such a thing?"
The blonde angrily replies, "It goes on top of the engine and don't think just because I'm blonde I don't know what I'm talking about!!" Perplexed, the parts man asks if she would draw him a picture and maybe help him out in figuring out what it is she needs.
Reader: Draw the number 710 in the middle of the paper and draw a circle around the whole number. Now turn the paper upside down. 
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#2FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/31/14 at 1:11pmSlick, Boobs.
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
#2FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/31/14 at 1:14pm
Deet, pun intended? 
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#3FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/31/14 at 1:32pmI don't mean to brag, but I figured that out without a pen!
NYadgal
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
#4FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/31/14 at 2:41pm
Ditto.
Chuckle.
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
