Three men were trekking through the desert and came across a magician. The magician was standing at the top of a slide. The magician than said, 'You may each go down the slide, asking for a drink. When you reach the bottom of the slide you shall land a a huge glass of that drink.
The first man went down yelling, 'Beerrr!!!' Plop! He landed in a glass of beer.
The second guy went down the slide yelling,'lemonadeee!!!' Plop! He landed in a glass of lemonade.
The third guy went down the slide yelling 'wheeeeeeeee!!!''
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson