Poop: The Musical

Adair Haywind
Stand-by
joined:4/2/14
Mr. Nowack
Broadway Star
joined:2/2/14
Poop: The Musical
Posted: 5/1/14 at 04:01pm
Not only have the promo images been deleted, but the website is also gone! The only remaining evidence that it ever existed seem to be that article and its CastAlbums.org entry.

In case you were wondering, here's the list of songs:

1. Prologue/Requiem For Poop
2. Why I'm Not A Floater
3. The Load I Carry
4. Number Two
5. Old Man Peeov's Lament
6. Brown
7. The Obligatory Prostitute Song
8. Toilet Paper
9. Entr'Acte/ The Queen's Fanfare
10. The Queen's Speech
11. Rhapsody for Poop
12. The Hard One That Hurts
13. Brown (Reprise)
14. Sweet Relief
15. Your Name Means Poop/My Name Means Poop
16. Finale
I was previously known as Mr. Nowak (Joined: 5/20/13).
FishermanBob
Broadway Legend
joined:7/9/12
Poop: The Musical
Posted: 5/1/14 at 04:32pm
It's unfortunate that some people will always have their minds in the toilet.
Rainbowhigh23
Broadway Legend
joined:3/29/12
Poop: The Musical
Posted: 5/1/14 at 04:45pm
Guess they couldn't starcast Mr. Hankey.

Updated On: 5/1/14 at 04:45 PM
Adair Haywind
Stand-by
joined:4/2/14
Poop: The Musical
Posted: 5/1/14 at 04:55pm
It sounds like an incredibly corny show.
Mr Roxy
Broadway Legend
joined:5/17/03
Poop: The Musical
Posted: 5/1/14 at 06:13pm
It would probably get crappy reviews.
Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth - Lillian Hellman.
brdway411
Broadway Star
joined:2/24/14
Poop: The Musical
Posted: 5/1/14 at 06:32pm
They renamed If/Then.
Starship
Broadway Star
joined:7/29/12
Poop: The Musical
Posted: 5/1/14 at 06:36pm
Sounds like a **** show.
Charley Kringas Inc
Stand-by
joined:8/12/11
Poop: The Musical
Posted: 5/1/14 at 07:42pm
Aw, that's too bad, I'm sure it would've made a real splash.
FishermanBob
Broadway Legend
joined:7/9/12
Poop: The Musical
Posted: 5/1/14 at 07:44pm
When asked his opinion of this show, the constipated man said he didn't give a s**t.
Mr Roxy
Broadway Legend
joined:5/17/03
Poop: The Musical
Posted: 5/1/14 at 07:44pm
Just think of the lost marketing possibilities.
Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth - Lillian Hellman.
Jane2
Broadway Legend
joined:2/13/04
Poop: The Musical
Posted: 5/1/14 at 08:14pm
I bet there would be loads running to see this.
<-----craves juicy pizza
Wee Thomas2
Leading Actor
joined:2/28/12
Poop: The Musical
Posted: 5/2/14 at 09:18am
these jokes stink
Mr Roxy
Broadway Legend
joined:5/17/03
Poop: The Musical
Posted: 5/2/14 at 09:29am
No standing room available for this one.
Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth - Lillian Hellman.
artscallion
Broadway Legend
joined:5/15/07
Poop: The Musical
Posted: 5/2/14 at 11:38am
I'm gonna order tickets right after I drop the kids off at the pool!
Art has a double face, of expression and illusion.
Mr Roxy
Broadway Legend
joined:5/17/03
Poop: The Musical
Posted: 5/2/14 at 12:06pm
Would love to hear Brantley reviewing this.
Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth - Lillian Hellman.
Borstalboy
Broadway Legend
joined:2/9/04
Poop: The Musical
Posted: 5/2/14 at 12:11pm
I heard it had a long, ropy tryout period that abruptly broke, leaving a lot of cleanup and paperwork.
"It's now rather very common to hear people say 'I'm rather offended by that'. As if that gives them certain rights. It's actually nothing more than a whine. It has no meaning, no purpose. It has no reason to be respected as a phrase. 'I am offended by that'. Well, so f**king what?"--Stephen Fry
SNAFU
Broadway Legend
joined:4/20/04
Poop: The Musical
Posted: 5/2/14 at 03:27pm
Corn? When did I eat corn?
Those Blocked: SueStorm. N2N Nate. Good riddence to stupid! Rad-Z, shill begone!
hundredsofhats
Understudy
joined:4/16/14
Poop: The Musical
Posted: 5/2/14 at 05:57pm
Victor Hugo dedicated a whole fifty-page chapter of Les Mis to poop. I wonder if the creators of Poop: The Musical read that chapter.

I like the "Obligatory Prostitute Song". After seeing Les Mis, Jekyll and Hyde, Avenue Q, (not live) Don Quixote, and Miss Saigon, I thought that it was a requirement that every musical have at least one prostitute.