Poop: The Musical
Poop: The Musical
Adair Haywind
Leading Actor Joined: 4/2/14
#1Poop: The Musical
Posted: 5/1/14 at 3:49pm
I wonder why this never made it past the reading stages... x)
http://www.playbill.com/news/article/72472-Move-Aside-Urinetown-Side-Show-Creator-Presents-POOP-The-Musical-Oct-10
#2Poop: The Musical
Posted: 5/1/14 at 4:01pm
Not only have the promo images been deleted, but the website is also gone! The only remaining evidence that it ever existed seem to be that article and its CastAlbums.org entry.
In case you were wondering, here's the list of songs:
1. Prologue/Requiem For Poop
2. Why I'm Not A Floater
3. The Load I Carry
4. Number Two
5. Old Man Peeov's Lament
6. Brown
7. The Obligatory Prostitute Song
8. Toilet Paper
9. Entr'Acte/ The Queen's Fanfare
10. The Queen's Speech
11. Rhapsody for Poop
12. The Hard One That Hurts
13. Brown (Reprise)
14. Sweet Relief
15. Your Name Means Poop/My Name Means Poop
16. Finale
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FishermanBob
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/9/12
#2Poop: The Musical
Posted: 5/1/14 at 4:32pmIt's unfortunate that some people will always have their minds in the toilet.
Rainbowhigh23
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/29/12
#3Poop: The Musical
Posted: 5/1/14 at 4:45pm
Guess they couldn't starcast Mr. Hankey.
Updated On: 5/1/14 at 04:45 PM
Adair Haywind
Leading Actor Joined: 4/2/14
Mr Roxy
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/17/03
brdway411
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/24/14
Starship
Broadway Star Joined: 7/29/12
#8Poop: The Musical
Posted: 5/1/14 at 7:42pmAw, that's too bad, I'm sure it would've made a real splash.
FishermanBob
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/9/12
#9Poop: The Musical
Posted: 5/1/14 at 7:44pmWhen asked his opinion of this show, the constipated man said he didn't give a s**t.
Mr Roxy
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/17/03
#10Poop: The Musical
Posted: 5/1/14 at 7:44pmJust think of the lost marketing possibilities.
Poster Emeritus
#11Poop: The Musical
Posted: 5/1/14 at 8:14pmI bet there would be loads running to see this.
<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES
Mr Roxy
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/17/03
#13Poop: The Musical
Posted: 5/2/14 at 9:29amNo standing room available for this one.
Poster Emeritus
#14Poop: The Musical
Posted: 5/2/14 at 11:38amI'm gonna order tickets right after I drop the kids off at the pool!
Art has a double face, of expression and illusion.
Mr Roxy
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/17/03
#15Poop: The Musical
Posted: 5/2/14 at 12:06pm
Would love to hear Brantley reviewing this.
Poster Emeritus
Borstalboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/9/04
#16Poop: The Musical
Posted: 5/2/14 at 12:11pmI heard it had a long, ropy tryout period that abruptly broke, leaving a lot of cleanup and paperwork.
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”
~ Muhammad Ali
#17Poop: The Musical
Posted: 5/2/14 at 3:27pmCorn? When did I eat corn?
Those Blocked: SueStorm. N2N Nate. Good riddence to stupid! Rad-Z, shill begone!
hundredsofhats
Understudy Joined: 4/16/14
#18Poop: The Musical
Posted: 5/2/14 at 5:57pm
Victor Hugo dedicated a whole fifty-page chapter of Les Mis to poop. I wonder if the creators of Poop: The Musical read that chapter.
I like the "Obligatory Prostitute Song". After seeing Les Mis, Jekyll and Hyde, Avenue Q, (not live) Don Quixote, and Miss Saigon, I thought that it was a requirement that every musical have at least one prostitute.
