Breaking News: Disney Introduces ALADDIN Inspired Flatbread Pizza Recipe

Broadway Legend
"The Spectacle has, indeed, an emotional attraction of its own, but, of all the parts, it is the least artistic, and connected least with the art of poetry. For the power of Tragedy, we may be sure, is felt even apart from representation and actors. Besides, the production of spectacular effects depends more on the art of the stage machinist than on that of the poet."
Bahahaha. You always crack me up, Cap'n!
Broadway Star
How did we ever live without this?!
Broadway Star
In a few years, they can roll out Disney Frozen Pizza...
Now t/d/b/a haterobics on here.
Broadway Legend
It only gets better with the 'GLEE 100TH EPISODE ROUND UP!'

"The entire surviving original cast of FOX's hit musical dramedy series Glee has reconverged to film the show's 100th episode"

Did this show start 4 years ago... or 35 years ago? One person dies and you feel the need to use "entire surviving original cast"? Really?
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"Is it true you have Ralph Jr at the bottom of your purse in a jar of formaldehyde?" - Felicia
"No, but I wish I did so I could shove it down your throat!" - Bernadette

"This play is sh*t! This play is sh*t! F*CK YOU TERRENCE MCNALLY!!"- Patti LuPone as an angry theatre goer at 'Master Class'

"Being normal is VASTLY overrated..."
- Aggie Cromwell
Broadway Legend
After reading the ingredient list without a doubt a genie is going to fly out of your "cave of wonders!"

Whole Wheat
Up next: Apr 01 Hedwig and the Angry Inch; Apr 05 Charo at RamsHead OnStage; Apr 07 Lady Gaga at Roseland Ballroom; Apr 13 Amaluna next to Citi Field; Apr 18 Disney Junior at MSG Theatre; May 06 Aladdin; May 13 Artpop Ball Lady Gaga at MSG; Jun 07 Varekai in Bridgeport, CT Jul 12 1:30pm Side Show; Jul 12 8:30pm Fantasia w/National Symphony Orchestra; Aug 16 The Visit: Williamstown Festival
Broadway Legend
Get your raisins away from my pizza! YUCK!
"Pardon my prior Mcfee slip. I know how to spell her name. I just don't know how to type it." -Talulah
Broadway Legend
It sounds disgusting.

Garbanzo beans and raisins?!
"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>> “I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>> -whatever2
Jordan Catalano
Broadway Legend
And the secret ingredient….