Formerly entitled: "What Color-Coded Meltdown Is the 'Storm' Currently Undergoing?"
Here's iflitifloat's old color code:
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iflitifloat Broadway Legend joined:10/10/03 BWW Color Code Alert System Posted: 11/26/07 at 11:01pm
Time to bring this baby back... I believe the apology thread falls under the Salmon catagory, but since the last several pages seem to have been deleted (black alert), I can't be sure.
BWW COLOR-CODED ALERT SYSTEM
CLASS I ALERTS
BLACKWATCH PLAID: real life drama being played out on the board BURNT SIENNA: a gang-up on one poster CADMIUM: blatant shilling CELADON: all hell has broken loose CHARTREUSE: mild turbulence, with possibility of escalation CRIMSON: open hostility and sniping in progress...clear to all that it's happening, but the back story is known to only a few ELPHIE GREEN: unbridled paranoia FUSCHIA: a poster is having a meltdown, but will be okay by morning JAUNDICE: uncommonly nastiness, even by BWW standards MAGENTA: bitch fight in progress;probability of escalation MOTTLED: unverified report of demise of another poster. NEW PHILOSOPHY BROWN: poster is spinning a tale of high drama, most likely faux... OXBLOOD: homicidal maniac in midst...take cover PUCE: nothing happening; dull SAFFRON: private conversation threadjack UNMELLOW YELLOW: rampant self-deletion VERMILLION: a poster is having a total meltdown that will have residual effects (like leaving the board or at least a prolonged absence)
***Adding any of the Class II factors to any Class I alert increases chance of a meltdown by 20%***
CLASS II ALERTS: Modifiers
ANTIQUEWHITE: grammar/spelling stickler on the loose BABYBLUE: the kids are taking over CHAMPAGNE: celebration in progress CHESTNUT: assh*le on the loose CORNFLOWER: sock puppet in midst GOLDENROD: ridiculous attention grab in process MAUVE: unexpected appearance of information that was told to someone in confidence (loose lips) PERIWINKLE: risqué posting PRESCHOOL PINK: tantrum QUICKSILVER: passive/aggressive posting with a non-sexual double or deeper meaning aimed at making a point to a certain reader or group of readers RAW UMBER: a dead horse is being beaten to death...again SALMON: unbelievable cluelessness STUCCO: someone seems to be posting while plastered THISTLE: someone's very touchy TOMATO: snarkiness
CLASS III ALERTS: Moderator Lunacy AQUAMARINE: PM warning received BLACK: thread or post deleted LILAC: perceived inappropriateness; warning posted NAN: thread locked
Cross-referenced crib notes:
Class I All hell: celadon Bitch fight: magenta Death rumor: mottled Faux drama: new philosophy brown Gang-up: burnt sienna Homicidal: oxblood Hostility: crimson Meltdown, major: vermillion Meltdown, minor: fuschia Nastiness: jaundice Nothing: puce Real life drama: blackwatch plaid Thread jack: saffron Self-deletion: unmellow yellow Shilling: cadmium Thread jack: saffron Turbulance: chartreuse
Class II Assh*le: chestnut Attention grab: goldenrod Celebration: champagne Clueless: salmon Dead horse: raw umber Grammar: antique white Kids: baby blue Loose lips: mauve Paranoia: Elphie green Passive/aggressive: quicksilver Plastered: stucco Porn: periwinkle Snark: tomato Sock puppet: cornflower Tantrum: preschool pink Touchy: thistle
Class III Deletion: black Locked: nan PM warning: aquamarine Posted warning: lilac
It might have been the greatest moment in the Board's history. Brendan Stryker was a popular poster because his avatar was totally hot in a corn-fed kinda a way and he was just dumb enough to still be charming.
There was another poster (Beergoggles, was it?) who was 'friends' with him and was told that Brendan was killed in a car accident(tractor accident?). Hideous, right? But the more the story went on, the clearer it became that there was no Brendan Stryker. Someone just found random pics of some random guy on the internet and used them for sock puppetry. The ensuing "memorial" threads were some of the best work on this or any other message board.
Feel free to correct what mistakes I may have made in the story.
Also, did Izzy and her baby die in childbirth? Or was that just my wish in life?
'Brendan' had sent me several PM's describing things he wanted to do to me...
He made everyone's pants get a little tighter around here.
"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>>
“I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>>
-whatever2
FINDINGNAMO, SNAFU, THEATERDIVE, JORDANCATALONO, LIZASHEADBAND, PALJOEY: You all claim to "IGNORE ME" I wish you would and stop constantly commenting on my posts. Thanks ......................................................................................................................................
The MOST POPULAR and DANGEROUS Poster on BWW! Banned by the PTA, PTC and the MEANGIRLS of BWW.....................................................................................................................
...Ukraine Girls really knock me out, they leave the west behind..........................
"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>>
“I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>>
-whatever2
i'd hit that...but all the good ones are married or gay lol
FINDINGNAMO, SNAFU, THEATERDIVE, JORDANCATALONO, LIZASHEADBAND, PALJOEY: You all claim to "IGNORE ME" I wish you would and stop constantly commenting on my posts. Thanks ......................................................................................................................................
The MOST POPULAR and DANGEROUS Poster on BWW! Banned by the PTA, PTC and the MEANGIRLS of BWW.....................................................................................................................
...Ukraine Girls really knock me out, they leave the west behind..........................
Someone now needs to do a Google picture search on him (and maybe N2N) to see who they really are...
"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>>
“I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>>
-whatever2
My favorite part of the life of a sock is when the "voice" begins to unravel.
The character that was haphazardly created--usually by someone driven by a lot of OCD and not an ounce of playwriting or character-writing skills--begins to lose the few distinctive characteristics of the initial postings and just starts to sound like the same-old, same-old of the voice of the original sicko poster.
This is usually followed by a full-fledged fuchsia, complete with crimson, jaundice, magenta and, ultimately, nan or blackness.