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Best In-Show Insults?

Gothampc
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Best In-Show Insults?#25
Posted: 11/5/12 at 12:26pm
I'm not sure if this was in the stage play or not, but no list of insults can be complete without it.


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Updated On: 11/5/12 at 12:26 PM
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Phantom of London
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Best In-Show Insults?#26
Posted: 11/5/12 at 2:46pm
From the tedious Clybourne Park.

"What has a character in the play and a tampon got in common?"

"The're both stuck up ****s"

SamIAm2
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Best In-Show Insults?#27
Posted: 11/6/12 at 8:34am
"Master of The House" from Les Miz. Lots of great stuff, but my favorite is:

Cunning little brain
Regular Voltaire
Thinks he's quite a lover
But there's not much there
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Best In-Show Insults?#28
Posted: 11/6/12 at 9:15am
Going to echo the OP: "If you existed, I'd divorce you."
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Miranda3
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Best In-Show Insults?#29
Posted: 11/6/12 at 10:48am
This is from TV, but the line was spoken by Nancy Marchand, as Mrs. Pynchon in the old "Lou Grant" series. She gets on an elevator, where an obnoxious middle-aged fat-cat in a power suit is smoking a huge cigar. She says, "I'd ask you not to smoke, but I don't want to deprive you of the only thing that lights up in your presence." Priceless.
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SonofRobbieJ
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Best In-Show Insults?#30
Posted: 11/6/12 at 11:10am
I'm a fan of 'You've seen more ass than a toilet seat, and I bet you all make 'em all call you the Champ' from The Wild Party.
Queen of the Night
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Best In-Show Insults?#31
Posted: 11/7/12 at 11:46am
Val: (to Sheila, IIRC) I didn't want them like yours. I wanted them in proportion.
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Best In-Show Insults?#32
Posted: 11/7/12 at 5:22pm
"I always knew you'd f*ck a snake if they held it's head."

Updated On: 11/7/12 at 05:22 PM

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