By Oscar Brudenall-Jones Alderbrook North has declared independence. The borders are closed, the ale is flowing, and smoking indoors is back. What could possibly go wrong? When a southern MP turns up in a quiet northern town and declares it an independent nation, the locals cheer him on, at first. But as lines are drawn, truths are buried, and a journalist arrives asking the wrong questions, the pub becomes a pressure cooker of patriotism, paranoia, and political theatre. Written by 5-star playwright, Oscar Brudenall-Jones, The Great British Lock-In is a biting political satire about borders, beer, and British identity. Set in a smoke-filled pub where outsiders aren’t welcome, this dark comedy asks how far we will go to defend ‘the good old days’, and who gets locked out in the process. A razor-sharp exploration of populism, nostalgia and control. Produced by To The Tooth Theatre, this is comedy with a bite.
The Signalman (12/10/25-1/1/26)
Mirror Up Presents: Reflections (1/11/26-1/12/26)
Daniel Moore’s Definitive Guide to Failure-Free Living (2/3/26-2/7/26)
Brazen Hodgepodge (2/24/26-2/28/26)
The Tunnel to Hell (or How Not to Live on the Thames) (3/10/26-3/14/26)
Funeral Teeth (6/4/26-6/6/26)
Drayton Arms Theatre is at Drayton Arms Pub & Theatre, 153 Old Brompton Road, London, SW5 0 LJ, London.
Q.E.D. (12/2/25-12/6/25)
Sister Nativity (12/2/25-12/6/25)
Doughnut Drive (11/25/25-11/29/25)
Clown Funeral Collective: Fires (11/23/25-11/24/25)
Maybe I Should Stop (11/18/25-11/29/25)
Diaspora Inferno: From My Grandmother's Kitchen (11/11/25-11/15/25)
Mirror Speeches (11/9/25-11/10/25)
Storms, Maybe Snow (11/4/25-11/8/25)
Tables Turned (11/2/25-11/3/25)
Felixxx (10/29/25-10/30/25)