I'm a Philosopher! Why The F* am I Here? at The Cockpit
Dates: 13/08/2026- 15/08/2026
📍 Theatre: The Cockpit
Make My Show Productions
The Cockpit, Gateforth Street, London, NW8 8EH
London,
Phone: 020 7258 2925
Tickets: Full price: £16.45 / Concessions: £13.36 (incl. booking fees)
An interactive, choose your own outcome, lip sync, musical comedy pastiche of reality TV!
What would happen if a reality gameshow were populated, not by the normal motley collection of D-List celebrities, but by a group of the world’s greatest thinkers?
- Will Jean-Jacques Rousseau really enjoy being in the state of nature?
- Can Ayn Rand thrive in a libertarian paradise?
- Is there anything that Peter Singer can eat?
- Will anybody speak to Jordan Peterson?
There are political disagreements, moral debates, music, dancing and lots of comedy - but the best thing is that you, the audience, decides what happens.
- Who goes?
- Who stays?
- Who eats?
- Who plays?
You decide it all using live, interactive voting.
THIS PLAY IS NEVER THE SAME TWICE!
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