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Dawn French in 30 MILLION MINUTES at The Pavilion Theatre

Dates: (6/10/2014 - 6/12/2014 )

Theatre:

The Pavilion Theatre


121 Renfield Street
Glasgow,Glasgow G2 3AX

Phone: 0141-332-1846

Tickets: £35.00 - £39.50

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Dawn French, the Queen of British comedy, today announces her first ever solo tour. The award-winning actor, best-selling novelist and all round very funny lady has written a new show, based on her life and career, called 30 Million Minutes. The UK tour starts in Plymouth on Sunday 1st June.

30 Million Minutes will consist of various delights and riches, with the odd irksome tribulation thrown in, as Dawn takes audiences through the various lessons life has taught her, and the things she knows for sure.

Book for this show NOW, because Dawn French is convinced it won’t be long before she is far too doolally to perform it.

The evidence is there for all to see. She is already three quarters certifiably daft. The other quarter is utterly bewildered. And the remaining quarter simply can’t do maths. With a sharp eye for comic detail and a wicked ear for the absurdities of life, Dawn French of Cornwall shares how she has misguidedly spent her whole life vigorously attempting to be a fully functioning female human.

Her extraordinary lack of willpower, combined with an enviable knack for nosey parking and showing off, has driven her to grapple with the big stuff of life in public. 30 million minutes of life in fact. That’s how long she’s been alive.

It’s also worth coming if only to finally witness what size she actually is. Can we believe the stolen images of so many women’s magazines? What is the truth? Is she so unfeasibly large that she can hardly live? Or does she sleep in a matchbox? Marvel at how one woman can mercilessly murder so much chocolate, and yet remain so curiously slim…

Cast and Creative team for Dawn French in 30 MILLION MINUTES at The Pavilion Theatre

Dawn French

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