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One-Woman Show 'Patriotic Bitch' Opens May 29th

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PATRIOTIC BITCH , a one-woman show written by and starring Alanna Ubach, will open off-Broadway at the Clurman Theatre , 410 West 42nd Street (Theatre Row) on Thursday, June5th. Previews begin on Thursday, May 29th.

Presented by Rob Kolson and Chu-Chu Pictures, Inc, PATRIOTIC BITCH is directed by Ian Mccrudden with scenic design by Steve Shelley, lighting design by Alexander Lyle and costumes by Alanna Ubach.

A funny misfit finds where she belongs in this irreverent one-woman show in which Alanna Ubach portrays several women from different societies, countries and walks of life and their frustrations about how hard it is to catch a break in this world. They are all introduced by Yolanda Rodriguez, a humble Mexican bathroom attendant trying to survive in Los Angeles.

Alanna Ubach has presented this show in LA to great acclaim. Her many film credits have included: "Still Waiting", "Meet the Fockers", "Legally Blonde" "Red White & Blonde" ("Legally Blonde 2), ""Clock Watchers", "Herbie: Fully Loaded" and "Airborne".  On tv she has been seen in recurring roles in "CSI: NY", "The Huntress", "Eli Stone", "Party of Five" and "Beakman's World".  Stage roles have included "The Vagina Monologues", "Kindertransport" (MTC) and "Club Soda".

Tickets for PATRIOTIC BITCH are available at Ticket Central.com at (212) 279-4200. All tickets are $45.00.

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