F#@KING UP EVERYTHING Equity Principal Auditions - Elektra Theatre Auditions
F#@KING UP EVERYTHING - Elektra Theatre
F#@KING UP EVERYTHING – Equity Principal Auditions
Off Broadway Per Performance Agreement; salary tba
Producer: Jeremy Handelman
Director: Jen Wineman
Music and Lyrics: David Eric Davis
Book: Sam Forman and David Eric Davis
General Manager: Lisa Dozier
Casting: Daryl Eisenberg Casting
Rehearses: on/about February 18, 2013
Previews: March 15, 16, 17, 21, 22, 23, 2013
Opens: March 24, 2013 (Open-Ended Run at the Elektra Theatre)
Performs: Wed & Thurs at 7pm, Fri at 8 pm, Sat at 10 pm - open-ended run
Equity Principal Auditions:
Wednesday January 16, 2013 at Ripley Grier Studios
10 AM – 6 PM 520 8th Ave, Studio 17D
Lunch from 1:30 – 2:30. New York, NY
Please prepare a brief cut of rock music and bring a picture/resume, stapled together.
Bring sheet music in correct key; accompanist provided but may not transpose.
Bring picture and resume, stapled together.
If unable to attend, please email picture/resume to
fue@decasting.com, Subject Line: FUE Off-Broadway [INSERT ROLE HERE]
Synopsis: F#@KING UP EVERYTHING is a rock musical comedy with heart. Set in today’s Brooklyn indie music scene, it is an old-fashioned boy-meets-girl love story for the 21st Century. When these hipsters aren’t true to who they are, they fuck up everything. Especially love. And no one fucks up more than children’s puppeteer Christian Mohammed Schwartzelberg when he meets singer-songwriter Juliana, the girl of his dreams.
Note: seeking all ethnicities
SEEKING:
CHRISTIAN MOHAMMED SCHWARTZELBERG:
Early 20s male. A young Woody Allen type, neurotic and bumbling. But sweet, sincere and madly in love. Experience working puppets is a plus. Sits mostly mid-range, low B - high G (opt. G#)
JULIANA:
Early 20s female. Beautiful, free spirited and kind. A little bit of a hippie. Just moved to Brooklyn to become a singer-songwriter. Guitar or ukulele experience a plus. Versatile indie singer/songwriter voice, mostly mid-range, low G - high Eb
JAKE:
Early 20s male. The sexy lead singer of the Brooklyn-based indie rock band Vanillaroma. Underneath his hipster bravado hides a lonely little kid. Guitar experience a plus. Rock/alt. rock voice, low C# - solid high G
TONY:
Early 20s male. Vanillaroma's stoner bassist. Sweet, goofy, perpetually dazed and confused. Must be able to really play bass. Low B - high F
IVY:
Early 20s female. A cute, sassy assistant manager of a food co-op. A bit of a hipster-geek. She acts like one of the guys but harbors a gargantuan crush on Jake. Mostly rock belter but not abrasive, low B (touches low G) - high D
ARIELLE:
30s female. An adventurous world traveller, super hot girlfriend to rock stars and hard-partying manager of a well known rock venue. Low G - high E
DRUMMER:
Early 20s - 30 male, must be a kick-ass experienced drummer who won't mind kissing another guy. Doesn't hurt if he's hot. Plays in the band on stage throughout the show. Preferably a strong rock baritenor to high A that can also handle harmonies, but must at least sing F-to-F
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