The Gold Dust Orphans Announce A Brand New Western Musical BROKELAHOMO!

Yee haw! Ladies and Gentlemen, Cowboys and Cowgirls! Get ready for a rootin' tootin', shit kickin', sharp shootin' ride through the sick yet sparkling landscape of New England's foremost comedic theatre troupe the Gold Dust Orphans, as we bring you yet another fabulous offering, this time set in the Old West. Yes, it's "BROKELAHOMO!" and it's coming to New York City for a limited time only!

Featuring all new songs and dances, buttloads of fabulous costumes, and positively gorgeous sets, "BROKELAHOMO!" is ready to wrangle up a herd a' fun that is sure to set fire to your saddle and your funny bone! Fresh off a sold-out, critically acclaimed run in Boston and Provincetown, "BROKELAHOMO!" will run for a limited time only at Theatre 80 St. Marks, October 19-21.

"Brokelahomo" is a town in trouble...

Overrun by dirty, outlaw gays, the few law abiding citizens left must spend their days dodging bullets, putting out church fires and fearing for their pets lives until a heterosexual is sent for. Enter Dusty Rhodes, the unlikely hero of this far out fable set in the groovy 1880s. Will Dusty clean up the town? Or will the gay cattle rustlers and homo hoodlums head him off at the pass? These questions and more will be answered with a hearty "Yippee-I-Oh-So-Gay!" in "BROKELAHOMO!"

What a cast!

Based on the classic films, "Destry Rides Again", "Johnny Guitar" and "Oklahoma!", "BROKELAHOMO!" features all your favorite Orphan stars as well as a few surprises! For instance new Orphan discovery Jeff Blanchette will be playing your hero, "Dusty Rhodes". Orphan favorite Qya Marie will be appearing in her first leading lady role as "Frenchie". Rounding out the cast, Orphan staple Tim Lawton will appear as "Chubbs", sexy newcomer Sam Terry as "Buck Wilde", Scott Martino will play gay villain "Ringo Pink". Orphan leader Ryan Landry will play saloon owner "Vienna" opposite newest Orphan Julee Antonellis as her arch rival, "Emma". Helming the herd as fearless director is Robin JaVonne "Millie" Smith, who will also play the smoldering "Chastity." The list goes on and on!

Sent through The Gold Dust Orphans' glitter filled parody machine, "BROKELAHOMO!" is destined to be our greatest show yet! The MOUTHWATERING costumes are naturally by Miss Martino. The TERRIFIC sets are as always by the great Windsor Newton and the STUNNING lighting by Michael Clark Wonson and LUSH soundscapes by Roger Moore! Not to mention SUPERIOR direction by Robin Smith, in loving memory of our own Larry Coen.

So join us, won't you, as we bring you perhaps the most delightful Gold Dust Orphans offering to date. Questions? Concerns? Members of the press please contact: Ms. Bubbles Goldberg at this email address, or you may dial Orphans' headquarters directly at: (617) 642 - 6921.

NOTE: This is an adults only parody. No children under 18 will be permitted. Running October 19-21.

"BROKELAHOMO!"

WARNING:

This is an ADULTS ONLY parody! DO NOT BRING YOUR CHILDREN!

WHAT:

"BROKELAHOMO!"

WHEN:

LIMITED ENGAGEMENT

October 19 - 21

Friday and Saturday at 8:00 pm, Sunday at 3:00 pm

3 performances ONLY!

WHERE;

Theatre 80

80 St. Marks Place

New York, NY 10003

HOW MUCH:

$39.99 General Admission / $49.99 V.I.P. Reserved Seating

$100 Front 3 Rows

Tickets can be purchased at Brown Paper Tickets: https://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/3587201

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